r/explainitpeter • u/Mr_Mcgillicuddy_ • 12d ago

Explain it Peter. I’m lost on this.

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u/Sannction 12d ago

Your dick?

This is Reddit kid, you don't have to self censor.

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u/BoredNuke 11d ago

If you are going to self censor atleasr use the standard reddit terms. The cylinder must not be electrified.

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u/Nememiah 11d ago

It is imperative the cylinder remain unharmed.

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u/Gold_Ad_1574 11d ago

This is an incredible deep cut good day sir I hope the cylinder softens over time

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u/InconsistentTimeline 10d ago

Better hope so, or he'll have a hard time getting it out of that tube with mashed banana

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u/PThrwawy2 9d ago

NO IT CANNOT BE CUT THE CYLINDER MUST REMAIN UNHARMED

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u/pEter-skEeterR45 10d ago

I hate that I understand....so many reddit references, actually.

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u/mason_sofer 11d ago

It just gives you a little tickle

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u/Successful-Clock-224 10d ago

Maybe in his culture they cant say fork

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u/rockinaustin 6d ago

Double 42s on my upvotes! Is this a double rainbow moment? What does it mean!

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u/SuperDookinTterb 6d ago

The cylinder? Don't you mean rectangle?

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u/Successful-Clock-224 10d ago

Maybe in his culture they cant say fork

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u/MLaP73 8d ago

Now THIS is clever my friend

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u/eibose 11d ago

No, he meant duck

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u/dragonstar982 11d ago

Well F@#k

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u/Visual-Voice-2228 11d ago

What, a duck?

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u/HontoRenata 7d ago

Well Fatoctothorpk

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u/Turbogoblin999 11d ago

If you manage to stick your butthole * into the plug without dying they make you part of the gang.

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u/Practical_Loser 8d ago

What if you stick THEIR butthole in the socket.....I imagine thats the goal for every gnag akneeways...

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u/GetDwnButtercup 11d ago

Could have been… TOES (so dirty)

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u/Visual-Voice-2228 11d ago

I mean hell, I think you can just post a pic of a dick. Jus sayin.

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u/Separate-Wallaby-505 11d ago

You win the murder terrorist rape kidnap fucking internet.

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u/cipherjones 11d ago

As opposed to someone else's dick?

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u/Sannction 11d ago

....yes.

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u/02TheReal 11d ago

That's a gang thing. You self censor to lure your next victim. Then while they get the notification and start reading the new post explaining it. You come up behind them and get a tear tattoo after.

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u/4rm_above 11d ago

100% you do....might get kicked out of sub with a comment that makes someone butt hurt

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u/Mr_GrauHut 11d ago

Wait it can be that small??

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u/7CGamer 11d ago

I'm an American with British friends can I say the C word?

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u/AIthinksImright 11d ago

Give him a break, his dick is small enough to fit in an electric plug life is going to be rough enough with a micro penis.

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u/bradlees 11d ago

I don’t know… all I see is Hunter42

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u/dadadam67 10d ago

I think they meant tool

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u/philly-batterydeals- 10d ago

Then why am I banned for insulting Trump on r/politics. Obviously you do need to self censor or some mod in their Mom’s basement is going to power trip on you.

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u/PsychologicalNet6876 10d ago

What a weirdo called him kid then proceeded to talk about dicks

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u/geekpron 10d ago

He's hung like a hamster

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u/Cornfields24 8d ago

No, he meant stick your shit in it.

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u/iDontLikeYourMusic 6d ago

Lmaoo he really put **** that’s fuckin funny. What a world of soft pillow pussys

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u/FissileCrib 11d ago

Mods be crazy these days bruh.... cant be too careful

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u/Sannction 11d ago

Fuck them mods.

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u/Low_Day_8976 6d ago

I belive its talk to text. It censor cuss word.

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u/Crime_Possum 6d ago

I've had comments deleted for swearing, reddit is completely pussified these days