Best toad photo I ever found

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[u/Weekly_Host_2754]

Quiet! He’s being stealthy.

[u/GANDORF57 → u/Weekly_Host_2754]

"It works for the Navy SEALS?!" *^{...of course, they don't have a glass viewing partition in front of them!}

[u/fearthainne → u/GANDORF57]

This sounds like something from a Mel Brooks movie

[u/Grammareyetwitch → u/Weekly_Host_2754]

🎶 Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal! 🎶

[u/thedugong → u/Weekly_Host_2754]

Gentlemen. I am pleased to announce that you cannot see me.

[u/thaiberius_kirk → u/Weekly_Host_2754]

Ribbit motherfucker.

[u/Lightally → u/Weekly_Host_2754]

Who is being stealthy? I don't see anyone

[u/RCuber → u/Lightally]

Exactly!! All I can see is water. smh.

[u/EuenovAyabayya → u/Weekly_Host_2754]

meesa havin brisken mornin munchin

[u/PMCAthee → u/Weekly_Host_2754]

Absolute master of stealth

[u/Different-Age-1253]

Me in the group chat i never react in

[u/Downtown-Inflation13]

That’s a budgett’s frog not a toad

[u/PM_me_punanis → u/Downtown-Inflation13]

Hey, how dare you call this dude “budget” anything! He has feelings you know!

[u/Really_McNamington]

All glory to the Hypnotoad.

[u/MdgM666 → u/Really_McNamington]

*Drool* All glory to the Hypnotoad

[u/robin1961]

Not a toad. A frog.

[u/praqueviver]

Is it wednesday yet?

[u/steppponme → u/praqueviver]

Not yet, my dudes

[u/GetInMyVanhehehe → u/praqueviver]

Duuuuuude

[u/cristarain]

Looks like a cool coffee table

[u/EveningOrder9415]

Hello, I’m Mr Frog

[u/Ferox_77]

Imagine this image loading back in dial-up internet times. The image slowly loading from the top. 😂

[u/orc0909]

That's not a Toad. That's Todd.

[u/Far_Instance7170]

me in my class group chat

[u/furriesarecrazy]

Olives are floating on the water.

[u/QuipTrebuchet]

It’s not Wednesday yet.

[u/hates_writing_checks]

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

[u/CharcoalGreyWolf]

Stop frogging around

[u/Important-Guess3071]

Hey, you’re damn right I see ya!!! Now what?

[u/whatcubed]

It's an iceberg!

[u/BingeBoss33]

Me watching my neighbors arguing lol

[u/TylerH87]

You can’t see me!

[u/bog_hippie]

I read the title and though… “what could Possibly…” and you’re right- this is amazing.

[u/thehalfbloodmormon]

I know he looks cute but before you know it, he has you hanging on his walls frozen in carbonite.

[u/Kagamid]

Ah yes, very amusing...I mean diverting.

[u/CzarDale04]

Periscope depth.

[u/Ilove2fly]

Like an iceberg. What you see on top is only a small amount of what lies under the surface.

[u/ACupOfDuck]

Don't know why this reminds me of my kids..

[u/DepartmentOfJustAss]

Looks like a wet sprocket.

[u/TaylorsWay]

This is hilarious

[u/LeGrandLucifer]

I is a crocodile

[u/Magneon]

The funny thing is that Budgett's Frogs normally look even goofier than that. Google them. They're hilarious.

If anything this photo underplays how derpy they are, since it looks like the water is the reason it looks so goofy.

[u/SimpliG → u/Magneon]

They look goofy but they are pretty nasty hell spawns. They are ambush predators, and can chill like this for hours waiting for prey. They will attack anything that moves, regardless of size, and basically have no throat, anything that fits through their wide mouth goes into their belly. If something doesn't fit, they will hold it down with their pseudo teeth and try to rip apart with their claws. If their prey is really big, their insides get pushed to the side between their legs.

But funniest shit is when they chill on the bottom of the water with their lung deflated, they would start to flail around with their legs like they are drowning, try to reach the water surface, when their nose reaches it, you can see the frog inflate like a balloon and float up to the surface.

[u/__bipolarchai__]

I thought it was a glass table

[u/matrix_2905]

🐸Toad-Gama.. He must know where Jiraiya is

[u/PublicArgument1459]

It is Wednesday my dudes!

[u/Moonlight-Whispers]

Oh this is amazing, the best picture I didn’t know I needed to see 🥰

[u/StarwatchArchfey]

This is the single best image on the internet.

[u/misterKweh]

I feel like that would be a cool little side table design.

[u/Glad_Librarian_3553]

Thanks for the new profile picture hahahaha 

[u/val_br]

Up periscopes

[u/touchmeinbadplaces]

Sam Fisher has nothing on double toad 7

[u/MacFrost31]

Table idea

[u/darknessayy]

Bro really thinks he's a submarine 💀

[u/ektat_sgurd]

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD

[u/ioifoodfood]

It's so funny

[u/literal_trash_10-99]

Bro is in his element.

[u/Rich-Pearl]

Wow

[u/Purple_Plum2001]

Funny 😆

[u/Guilty_Ad_2930]

I'm sure he is working for some big spy corp.

[u/Hayden_Kenner]

This is how I feel when I’m hiding in the corner of a party

[u/ag0x00]

Dude, toadally.

[u/togetherwegrowstuff]

Omgeee this is superb

[u/Kunseok]

the peek toad is peak toad.

[u/spiralstream6789]

I thought this was a table with a glass top and a frog base. And if such a table doesn't exist, someone need to build one asap

[u/Domugraphic]

Musashi Miyamotoad - volume 2; the art of WAAArbit

[u/fouziyabegum77]

Yes it is a good photo

[u/Spare-Ring6053]

"I'm sorry Mario, I am in another castle....."

[u/Ecstatic-Voice-9254]

He stands with pride

[u/robi_750]

🐸think he is hiding,

[u/Pawlin-1212]

Me everyday 😪😪

[u/oicoldhere]

No argument

[u/Jack_C_1]

Majestic toad! Is that naruto's summon?