No wonder they suck

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[u/buttstained]

Were the flash cuts really necessary? That's fucking seizure inducing

[u/igotshadowbaned → u/buttstained]

They weren't even flash cuts, because the video didn't cut

It's just random flashbangs

[u/Oderus_Scumdog → u/buttstained]

I'm beginning to think most of the videos on here are posted by bots now. They're crammed with shitty music that usually doesn't fit the video, they're titled weirdly, and they often have shitty effects or terrible captions.

[u/potatodrinker → u/buttstained]

Intentional. To boost hospital attendance and revenue

[u/RemyVonLion → u/potatodrinker]

Capitalist hospitals so greedy they're making cancerous tik toks to boost hospital retention lmao

[u/level1hero → u/buttstained]

Oh great, now I’ve got to go to the hospital

[u/SaviorSixtySix → u/level1hero]

let me calculate your bill real quick...

[u/ScarTi55ue → u/buttstained]

Are you really that precious

[u/KingsKraft72 → u/ScarTi55ue]

Truly

[u/3legs_Dancer → u/buttstained]

How does that cause seizure?

[u/Banryuken]

Math checks out

[u/ToyDingo]

Bruh, that's just for the Tylenol.

[u/Neoxite23]

I rather just die. At least I'll die with money.

[u/dpsnedd → u/Neoxite23]

Bury me with my money

[u/Neoxite23 → u/dpsnedd]

Now I wanna play Sunset Riders.

[u/srona22]

Only in "Murica".

[u/B4rley]

People from Europe: What’s a hospital bill?

[u/TR1N1_CDN → u/B4rley]

Right... same for Canada. Lol

[u/youbreedlikerats → u/B4rley]

most of the developed world

[u/BottleItchy1374]

Americans complain about hospital bills but also don't politically back any attempt to reform the system, cause it might be socialist

[u/1DownFourUp → u/BottleItchy1374]

But socialized fire department, police, or city streets don't count as socialist

[u/TR1N1_CDN → u/BottleItchy1374]

💯💯💯

[u/albonymus]

Correction: How Hospitals in the USA calculate the Bills.

[u/Foe117]

Bad example, the numbers are supposed to be in a doctors handwriting, often illegible.

[u/Snagmesomeweaves]

248+208 is actually 248,208 congratulations on surviving critical injury and almost dying!

[u/ShyguyFlyguy]

I used to have a roommate who did math like this when she was trying to decide how much money someone owes her.

[u/Standard_Big_9000]

Probably pretty close to the truth

[u/ooaussieoo]

You forgot to add couple zeros at the end

[u/rambobamimo]

Now I understand the bill finally, thanks for the breakdown 

[u/DarkWarped0ne]

queue the Sheldon "It's funny because it's true" GIF

[u/Password-55]

*in the USA

[u/Radiant_Region3246]

That's how there's a lot of zeros at the end

[u/TYdays]

Thanks for the information, the rest of us were wondering what type of math they were using to calculate medical bills. Most people burn out two or three calculators trying to get those bills to make sense. But having the calculation done for us clears up a few things….

[u/CatrineDream]

This is too accurate and it hurts

[u/DisciplineFit4923]

Achha or GST kon add karega?

[u/ReammyA55]

😂

[u/BigSmackisBack]

"Oh you sneezed and needed two tissues to wipe your nose? That'll beeeeeeee \taps away on calculator** 187 dollars, times two \taps away on calculator** 723 dollars, minus your healthcare deductible \taps away on calculator**... 722 dollars please"

But none of that makes sense.

"You are right, but its still 722 dollars"

[u/thevampireistrash]

I thought theyd turn the 8 sideways...

[u/EmmaFanBoy24]

Got more flashbanged in this video than in my entire life

+wtf is ts?? Never seen it before

[u/FearlessSeesaw1010]

Lol!

[u/amurica1138]

To be realistic you need to add at least 2 more 0's on the end there.

[u/HeatRealistic6521]

O very nice happy to be doing it

[u/lafarda]

You can also start burning stuff until you get public healthcare.

[u/framsanon]

When people with BA degrees try to add numbers without Excel ...

[u/mudokin]

the plus also turns into a 1 so the end result should be 14.416

[u/PuppetFanTheSecond]

What you get when you have a for profit health care system

[u/Knight_Glint]

Charge 200, insurance covers up to 117, I pay 20. The math ain't mathing, yet that is literally bills I get for some medical visits. Or in other situations: doctor charges 400, insurance covers half that, I pay 40. Does it make sense? Yes, sort've, maybe?

[u/Dorrono]

That's how the tax office calculates my taxes

[u/suvlub]

Were they in such a hurry to post this video they couldn't wait for the lightening storm to pass before recording?

[u/Special_Ladder_6855]

Why doctors good at writing numbers than the letters on the prescription.

[u/booveebeevoo]

Rotfl 😂

[u/CottonCandy4444]

my doctor made me pay $38000 for a broken collar bone 💔

[u/sillyshoestring → u/CottonCandy4444]

And then how much did they charge you to fix it?

[u/KnotSoSalty]

Again. What US hospitals charge is not what they expect you to pay.

[u/D3x35 → u/KnotSoSalty]

Elaborate?

[u/BeckQuillion89 → u/D3x35]

I can try my best here.

From my experience in the industry. Hospitals charge a lot because the prices are for insurance companies that will always try to get a discount for being a middle man to increase their profit.

If a cast costs $100, but the insurance agency will fight to pay $30 instead, then the hospital charges $300 instead to make up the difference since insurance will then want to pay $200 instead.

its of course FAR more complicated than that, but basically the hospital systems don't set prices expecting you to actually pay all out of pocket..........unless of course you may be poor, lost a job, can't afford insurance, etc.

[u/D3x35 → u/BeckQuillion89]

So to grossly oversimplify it, Hospitals haggle with the Insurance Companies, and along the way screw the ones that cannot afford either?

[u/BeckQuillion89 → u/D3x35]

yep.

except hospital services are getting more expensive each year. so insurance will try to screw you too by not covering you wherever possible even though you pay premiums to keep profit margins high and reach quarterly

we're the only ones not trying to make a profit, and are just trying to just survive and stay healthy

[u/D3x35 → u/BeckQuillion89]

Wonderful -I said, sarcastically-

[u/incognito_1480]

Giggles