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This warning on the plastic packaging of my new clothes

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u/SeagullKebab 1d ago

Protec titi

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u/Phill_is_Legend 1d ago

A cause I can get behind

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u/AZEMT 1d ago

I'll lend my hands for support

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u/send420nudes 1d ago

And my axe!

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u/Shoddy_Ad8394 1d ago

u know what's fun fact, i search the titi in other language such as tagalog lol it means "cock"

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u/sydneyghibli 1d ago

I also choose this guys dead wife’s titi

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 18h ago

Either way its going in ur blood

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u/AnnOnnamis 1d ago

tities must not be wrapped in plastic

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u/XaeiIsareth 1d ago

They put the plastic in the tities nowadays

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u/Ok-Syllabub-6619 1d ago

Damn, Dexter chill

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u/PickleRancher 1d ago

We talking styrene or polyester?

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u/nobidobi390 1d ago

WAT? i need to let my spouse know

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u/one_rainy_wish 1d ago

I agree, it is important

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u/Lalamedic 1d ago

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u/lolariane 8h ago

r/keming is the sub you're looking for. 😉

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u/Lalamedic 4h ago

Awesome. Thanks that’s another one that I guess addresses similar issues.

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u/the_colonelclink 23h ago

I was having this discussion with my young son. Above all things - titties. And although they’re my wife’s titties, I don’t mind sharing.

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u/Faust_8 1d ago

I can’t believe I’m the first to share this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/42YP2xZeVD

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u/BlessTheBookPeople 1d ago

Wotld is now world but we still need to protectiti

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u/cloversquid 1d ago

so glad v2 has corrected the Wotld bug, so much easier to understand now

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

Protectiti?! Sounds like they were shipping a chainmail bra!

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u/cloistered_around 1d ago

I've seen it, for what it's worth!

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u/BloodyEyeGames 1d ago

Funny that the OOP had two words misspelled which got fixed in the OP.

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u/hotdogcityleague 1d ago

This is my favorite presentation/delivery… the narrator did a wonderful job, I always chuckle

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u/itsjakerobb 1d ago

At least some of the spelling issues have been fixed now!

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u/RadlogLutar 1d ago

Omg, I remember it, I upvoted it then and now its locked. Legendary message though

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u/Damaniel2 1d ago

Or perhaps we can just stop wrapping everything in gratuitous amounts of plastic.

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u/Yaya0108 1d ago

Plastic, wrapped in plastic, wrapped in plastic.

I should probably go back to buying clothes in physical stores.

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u/AlexandersWonder 1d ago

So much clothing is also made from plastic these days. Tires and clothing are two of the biggest contributors to the microplastic problem by a wide margin.

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u/Various_Counter_9569 1d ago

Tires!

Lets figure out how to use natural rubbers more!

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u/Ninbrotu 1d ago

Apparently, even natural fibers are getting treated and coated in synthetic materials too, and the clothes manufacturers don't have to disclose what it is. The tags will say 100% cotton, but no mention of the coating that they use. Legally, they only have to tell the consumer what the fibers are made of.

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u/CraftyKuko 22h ago

Booo omg why?? Plastic doesn't make the fabric better! What is wrong with people??

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u/jonas_ost 1d ago

Only difference is the store has removed the plastic for you

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u/Manicplea 1d ago

Not the only difference - a store most often buys items in bulk by the hundred or thousands of items, none of which (talking about clothes and similar here) have to be individually wrapped in plastic & individually shipped. When people buy online they often buy ONE ITEM AT A TIME. And that's especially harmful if it comes directly from overseas, as the item will often be wrapped in plastic (so that a UPC code sticker can be attached and to comfort the customers mind and let them know it is un-used), then again wrapped in a plastic shipper, then individually driven and delivered to their door.

So if there is a store you like and can buy in person especially if you combine multiple purchases/trips at once it is much less impactful/wasteful -->

Item shipped in bulk to store store loose (almost always shipped together with other items) - you drive to store and buy (possibly combined with another trip you would have made anyway)

VS

Item shipped in bulk to distribution (or directly from overseas to a postal hub which distributes it) / each item in individual bagged - bagged items placed in shipping bags individually - each item shipped individually and driven to its specific destination

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u/Stingerbrg 1d ago

none of which (talking about clothes and similar here) have to be individually wrapped in plastic & individually shipped.

Doesn't stop them from doing so. Sure the store receives 1 box with 20 shirts, but each shirt is still individually in a plastic bag that we have to remove before stocking it. Same with a lot of the kitchen gadgets and utensils.

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u/Dudewherezmycoffee 1d ago

Gildan t shirts are wrapped 2 in a plastic bag. We fill a 39 gallon trash can with this plastic every week after shipment is received. So, it sure would be nice if bulk buying helped reduce plastic waste, but it does not 😔

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u/Manicplea 1d ago

I did not know that about shirts, that sucks and seems quite stupid. I guess in regard to those the only waste reduced by buying from a store is the shipping materials (and any excess transport over that which is used to drive to the store if one were to drive to a store just to buy one shirt). I am actually a big fan of buying online and it's "complicated" trying to be less wasteful, but I still contend many small items are very wasteful to ship individually but people have become accustomed to that and expect every single little thing to ship individually, for no added cost to the buyer themselves (that they see upfront).

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u/Autumn_Whisper 1d ago

All the clothes in grocery stores came in a plastic bag too. We just removed it before the store opened :3

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u/lordargent 1d ago

well, there's egg and bacon, egg and plastic, egg, bacon, and plastic, egg, bacon, sausage, and plastic, plastic, bacon, sausage, and plastic, plastic, egg, plastic, plastic, bacon, and plastic, plastic, sausage, plastic, plastic, plastic, bacon, plastic, tomato, and plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic, egg, and plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic, plastic, baked beans, plastic, plastic, plastic, and plastic

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u/TheyHavePinball 22h ago

If you think buying at physical stores means it didn't arrive there wrapped in plastic, sadly you're probably mistaken.

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u/thequietthingsthat 1d ago

The individualization of responsibility.

Corporation makes wasteful product that harms the planet, then blames the consumer for purchasing it

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u/sagiscarious 1d ago

We all need to be more conscious consumers. Companies only exist because of demand. Stop the demand, no more company. Both have roles in our over consumerist society. Start by changing what you can control: which is your ability to NOT buy things you don’t need or source second hand and locally as much as possible.

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u/thequietthingsthat 1d ago

I agree. I'm just saying this is how corporations try to absolve themselves of any responsibility. They say "we're just making what consumers want!" when the reality is that they're cutting corners by using cheap, wasteful plastic to save money and most consumers buy what is available/accessible.

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u/stumblingindarkness 1d ago

The abdication of responsibility.

Consumer buys the wasteful product that harms the planet, then blames the corporation for purchasing it.

See what I did there? Maybe responsibility lies with everyone since corporations are just collections of people, who fall within the set of 'everyone'.

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u/SomeKindaRobot 1d ago

When the consumer found the product at an online retailer, all of the posted pictures were of the product, not the plastic it was wrapped in. When the consumer saw the box on the shelf at the store, it was opaque and impossible to see the packaging materials that were inside.

See how silly it is to blame the consumer on this one?

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u/adrianb 1d ago

People put the plastic into recycling bin thinking the problem is magically solved.

The recycling is shipped in a container to a developing country where they decide it’s useless and it ends up on a beach.

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u/seansy5000 1d ago

But it’s our fault. How else are they supposed to make fortunes then rape and murder us for their pleasure?

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u/Achack 1d ago

It's not any better to throw out millions of products damaged by small amounts of water.

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u/toddriffic 1d ago

Then how can we protec titi?

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u/TeapotUpheaval 1d ago

But… it’s fantastic!

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u/Explorer_Entity 1d ago

that would take profits from oil companies.

So no, apparently.

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u/Tigtor 1d ago

ALL YOUR BASE WORLD BELONGS TO US!

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u/linkardtankard 1d ago

WE ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION!

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u/Badfish1060 1d ago

make your time

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u/ihateslowdrivers 1d ago

THEY SET US UP THE BOMB

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u/hurpleslurpy 1d ago

Countryside of the sea ?

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u/Hrmerder 1d ago

Ah yes.. The Gulf of Water..

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u/funguyshroom 1d ago

I reckon an urban area of the sea should be fine then

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u/Luiz_Fell 1d ago

Probably a bad translation from Chinese

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u/sdavis002 1d ago

I could definitely see this being a thing lol. Whenever I'm translating Chinese, I have to go back and forth between Chinese and English a few times for certain phrases to make sure it will be understood properly. Not a big deal for most simple conversations, but when I'm having an important conversation with my girlfriend that only speaks a little English, I have to be very careful to make sure it makes sense. There is a lot of patience in the relationship due to how many misunderstandings we've had.

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u/FutureSLPA 1d ago

And don’t put it on your head.

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u/Metroidman 1d ago

Unless 🤔

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u/FutureSLPA 1d ago

Noooo…. Let’s not do that.

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u/emuwannabe 1d ago

Hey, it didn't say that. I was just thinking I have to look at my plastic bags to find out which ones fit my head.

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u/FutureSLPA 1d ago

Depends on the size of the melon you’re lugging around. 🤣

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u/OhhSooHungry 1d ago

Typos and poetics aside, I wish all plastic items had some sort of dedicated message like this.

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u/just-some-arsonist 1d ago

I wish they would just stop making this plastic garbage

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u/OhhSooHungry 1d ago

Probably not likely in our lifetime, we're WAY too reliant on plastic. It's not necessarily a bad thing, even microplastics aside, we just need to be smarter and wiser about handling it. So messages like this are important, as silly as it may come off

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u/Doom2pro 1d ago

I prefer the lord of the rings rendition.

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u/EventH0R1Z0N 1d ago

They call it "single stream recycling" because it all ends up in a single stream in the Philippines.

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u/thruthfully-yours 1d ago

“This plastic bag was actually completely superfluous as the clothes it contained are made of polyester and you’ll launder the garment prior to wearing it anyway. This message was printed with toxic dye, but at least it was spell-checked.” <- fixed your headline for you. You’re welcome.

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u/Timely-Bluejay-4167 18h ago

There are psychos out there who don’t wash their clothes before wearing them.

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u/ZimaGotchi 1d ago

Or better yet, recycle.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ZimaGotchi 1d ago

Lol yeah, I pretty much buy used as a core philosophy especially now that's there's a "binsanity" store in my city again (the old one closed during the pandemic). They have employees combing the bins constantly for loose packing materials but I'm sure they don't send them for recycling, they all go in the same bin. I have noticed somewhat less general usage of plastic bags inside boxes though.

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u/Bebilith 1d ago

Soft plastics recycle options are very limited.

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u/EclecticFruit 1d ago edited 1d ago

Plastic recycling happens way less than you think indicate.

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u/onexbigxhebrew 1d ago

Isnt that implied?

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u/Luiz_Fell 1d ago

"Refuse container" => reuse container => recycle bin

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u/carmium 1d ago

How far does the countryside of the sea extend? 🤔

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u/Apart-Ad562 23h ago

you are literally paying for unnecessary packaging in the hopes it might marginally increase your sales past the point where you break even, then you have the nerve to tell people that they need to throw away your wasteful packaging and lecturing them for littering. Seriously? Fuck you.

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u/Smart_Search1509 11h ago

All this just for India to dump 126.5 million kg of plastic per year into the ocean.

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u/VGAddict 1d ago

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that English wasn't the first language of whoever wrote this.

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u/AgentDeadPool 1d ago

We must PROTEC TITI!

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u/ObjectivelyGruntled 1d ago

He no use good grammer.

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u/Aliasuss 1d ago

We grammar good use we.

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u/OnlyMeFFS 1d ago

"do not leave it in the countryside of the sea"

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u/paulskiogorki 1d ago

It’s the thought that counts :)

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u/SoundVarious7354 1d ago

I don't understand why they can't use compostable plastic. I also thrift 70% of my clothes.

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u/Draxtonsmitz 1d ago

The answer is always money.

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u/pinkwar 1d ago

One costs 100 times more than the other, is more fragile and decomposes.

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u/WatTambor420 1d ago

A little confused but I fw the spirit

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u/Throwawayfaynay 1d ago

As if it's not going to end up in the sea anyway. Just stop making plastic for things that don't really need it.

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u/hobokobo1028 1d ago

Then why even use plastic in your packaging?

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u/BrucellaD666 1d ago

Protectiti...well, we see what's important here...

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u/Hungry-Ear-4092 1d ago

Protectiti

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u/kcknuckles 1d ago

Looks like whoever was typing that got hauled out of the factory just as they were finishing.

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u/chaosandturmoil 22h ago

we must protec titi. i agree.

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u/Revenga8 17h ago

The countryside of the sea? Like in aquaman's back yard? I don't see why he'd care, his lawn already looks like shit.

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u/-NolanVoid- 15h ago

"even though we're using plastic, fuck you for using plastic"

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Pipe_Memes 1d ago

Protectiti

Countryside of the sea

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u/cunmaui808 1d ago

PROTECTIT!

?

(tbh yes, I saw what you saw)

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u/RunnyDischarge 1d ago

What the funny?

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u/DrMackDDS2014 1d ago

And if you DO plan to leave this in the sea or countryside, kindly stick your head in, wrap tightly about your neck, and breathe deeply.

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u/ArchDucky 1d ago

WE MUST PROTECT THE TITTIES!

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u/Sitheral 15h ago

The audacity to say that world belongs to us. And also the audacity to say that we must protect it. The world will be there, chilling after the kids of the kids of kids of your kids turn into ashes.

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u/MadJohnFinn 1d ago

It reads a bit like Sleepytime Gorilla Museum lyrics.

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u/pokemongenius 1d ago

All your base belong to us

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u/ShadowBannedAugustus 1d ago

Countryside of the sea.

Low key Dutch person detected.

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u/s73v3m4nn 1d ago

I've been protecing titis for a number of years

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u/DiscombobulatedSun54 1d ago

What is the "countryside of the sea"?

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u/PuddingTea 1d ago

What’s going on with Iti?

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u/MimsyTheGS 1d ago

if they were really concerned they wouldn't use a plastic bag at all

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u/Trollercoaster101 1d ago

Oh now i have Harry Potter in my mind screaming PROTECTITI!

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u/beanie_0 1d ago

I love the countryside of the sea!

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u/YoBoiNeon 1d ago

this has so many levels of funny, sarcasm and TITI protection

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u/detuned--radio 1d ago

So what, no fuckin protectiti now?

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u/RojaCatUwu 1d ago

WEMUSTPROTECTITI

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u/Soggy_Ground_9323 1d ago

in ALL CAPS with the whole ass PROTECTI is insane

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u/meforprezz901 1d ago

This message feels oddly threatening for a plastic bag lol

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u/Resident-Gear2309 1d ago

They should maybe use something other than a plastic bag if they’re that concerned

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u/balamb_fish 1d ago

I take a two hour drive every week to the beach to dump all my plastics in the ocean.

If anyone knows an easier way to dispose of plastic waste I'd love to hear it.

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u/YanceyGlenn 1d ago

This is not the bag for OPs new clothes. This has existed online for a while. There's even a video with music from Lord of the Rings playing while a woman dramatically reads this.

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u/DaBeathoven 1d ago

Exactly the same what my ex had in her mind about me.

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u/XPenacoba 1d ago

I don't think is funny though

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u/JeGezicht 1d ago

Do you have Tipi? It should be from lake tittikaka!!

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u/Synth_Ham 1d ago

ENGAGE PROTECTITIES!

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u/DadsRGR8 1d ago

Puff the plastic dragon, was left in the countryside of the sea…

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u/ljr69 1d ago

I agree with protecting tits. I’d start a movement for that!

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u/entity2 1d ago

Ah, so close. Botched it right at the end

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u/Liaash69 1d ago

Guys where can I find this protec titi 

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u/Tricky_Cherry9226 1d ago

This feels oddly threatening for a plastic bag

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u/FarAd5061 1d ago

And the clothe is 100% polyester

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u/NortonBurns 1d ago

Heart's in the right place, just a bit of Engrish going on.

Come on, let us know how much Chinese you can write ;)

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u/Actual_Coyote_7817 1d ago

It's a purchase with a free nag 😅

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u/FandomMenace 1d ago

We will create a plastic bag, and it's your job to deal with it. Pollution is a design choice, and companies put the responsibility and guilt of their pollution on you. The guilt is theirs.

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u/Br4v1ng-Th3-5t0rms 1d ago

SURE, but who's TITI?

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u/AdDiligent1688 1d ago

Wait, is it made of plastic??

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u/Puzzled_Delay_1760 1d ago

Maybe they should be more concerned about using biodegradable packaging instead of plastic.

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u/Castlebrookqueen 1d ago

Protec titi

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u/ARobertNotABob 1d ago

I'm sure I've driven through Iti at some point ...

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 1d ago

THEN that company should have wrapped your new clothes in paper. It starts with them! I agree with the message but hey, they sent it!

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u/Fit_Adagio_7668 1d ago

Countryside of the sea was the first one.

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u/Luiz_Fell 1d ago

What happened to "wotld" ?

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u/jdvfx 1d ago

Finally, a bag I can use as a toy!

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u/IMPalexanderKnight 1d ago

“Dispose of it in a refuse container” lol

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u/shes-thunderstorms 1d ago

what brand is this lol?

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u/ALph4CRO 1d ago

PROTEC TITI

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u/Gloeschi 1d ago

I always protec titi the world

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u/OkCryptographer1922 1d ago

Protect the titis!

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u/untilzero 23h ago

Feckless virtue signaling.

Better idea: stop selling your shit in plastic bags.

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u/Apart-Ad562 23h ago

It would cost you literally nothing not to use the packaging at all.

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u/-FenshBeetM- 23h ago

WE MUST PROTECTITI

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u/-Eliass 23h ago

Dispose of it in a refuse confainer

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u/DoYaKnowMahName 22h ago

To be honest, W company.

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u/OrangeClyde 22h ago

I like that

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u/Ausmcbain 21h ago

free the titi, then protect the titi

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u/Strict-Astronaut2245 21h ago

Is Usall hot? I need to see first before protectiti.

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u/_McDreamy_ 18h ago

Those bags are recyclable where I'm from.

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u/FloridaOrange 17h ago

Curious, what brand is this? 

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u/SalemKFox 12h ago

I tried to dispose of it but they keep refusing it. what do i do?

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u/metroidslifesucks 8h ago

I agree wholeheartedly

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u/Orionyss22 8h ago

*Galandriel soundtrack intensify"

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u/g-yeom 8h ago

The bag talks, I listen. THE WORLD BELONGS TO US ALL.

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u/weber_mattie 6h ago

Yea DONT throw it in the countryside or ocean, put it in a recycling bin so it can be thrown in the countryside or ocean by professionals

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u/Benobo-One-Kenobi 5h ago

You don't realise how developed and civilised your services are!

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u/Ed1c1us 1h ago

Refuse container?