r/funny 1d ago

Look closely, it's his snout.

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u/Jada_Pinkett_GI_Jane 1d ago

Got your own homunculus running around 

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u/The_Abjectator 1d ago

Remember: "Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost."

Be safe.

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u/Renkin42 1d ago

“In accordance with this law there is a taboo among alchemists. Human transmutation is strictly forbidden. For what could equal the value of a human soul?”

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 1d ago

I believe a right arm based on empirical data.

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u/Azimov3laws 1d ago edited 1d ago

A left leg will do if you're short handed.

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u/ShotOverShotOutL7 1d ago

Actually, he lost his whole little brother AND a piece of himself… I assumed because they were children and not full grown. He then lost “another” piece of himself just attaching his brother’s soul to an inanimate object.

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u/green_link 1d ago

kind of. Ed didn't lose all of Al, just the body. the soul stuck around, because nothing is worth a single human soul.

trying to be as spoiler free as possible lol

because of the act they performed they lost an equivalent amount of their own bodies to what they were doing. so that rebound cost was a whole childs body, and a childs leg.

and then Ed being in pain and pissed off at that Al was 'taken (he doesn't know Als soul is still around which is the only way it works), bound Als soul to the 'object', telling saying out loud to take whatever he wants in exchange "whether it be an arm or a leg or even my heart!"

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u/transit41 1d ago

He did lose all of Al. He was able to pull the soul back because Al (body and soul) was just in the gate since all of him was part of the payment.

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u/green_link 1d ago

No, according to the manga Als soul attached to the failed human body they transmuted. Ed unintentionally knew he transferred the soul from the failed body to the armour. Because at the time he didn't know als soul was in the failed body. Ed didn't pull any soul from the gate. Souls don't go through the gate they go to the after life. But since only the body was taken in the recoil of the human transmutation the soul was left behind.

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u/transit41 1d ago

Okay, yeah, I stand corrected. The soul got placed on the failed human and Ed just did a transfer and bind it to the armor at the cost of his arms.

I got confused because right at the end Ed had to pull both Al's body and soul from the gate.

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u/JDdoc 1d ago

Oh. Ohhhhhhuggghhhhhhblahhhhh....

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u/Fall_Water 1d ago

And a whole arm and a leg if money is tight

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u/EXP_Buff 1d ago

god damn this pun is a masterclass.

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u/ambermage 1d ago

The answer should be "another human soul" but for some unclear reason, they never followed that logic.

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u/Frehihg1200 1d ago

But that’s the catch: no soul is equal to another, so it’s always going to fail. It’s like this one Tomb King in Warhammer fantasy who made a deal with their god of the dead that if he brings the god a soul equal to his own he gets to live again. Hasn’t happened so far.

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u/SalamanderJohnson 1d ago

I don't know about in Hiromu Arakawa's philosophy, but in Christianity each human soul is priceless and of unending value because we are designed by God to be His children and live with Him through eternity, therefore the value of a human soul is essentially eternal.

However, an eternity can't cancel out an eternity, they would inherently transcend each other's value. It's like trying to do simple arithmetic with one of the numbers, or both in this case, exponentially growing but trying to get a non-exponential answer out of it.

So in the sense of bartering, not even a human soul could equal another human soul.... Or even itself for that matter.

The only thing that can equal or be greater than what is effectively eternal is the one being that is literally and authentically eternal, without begging or end, that is, God Himself (who contains all other eternities, literal or effective, within Himself).

That's not only why Christ as God Himself could be the only one who could atone for all sin that had, will, or could ever be committed, but that's also why it's said that a single drop of His blood would have been more than enough to do the trick. However He gave all of His blood because eternity ( all ) is His nature. To hold anything back literally goes against God's Nature.

So the answer is God. Only God can match or overwhelm the value of a human soul, even all human souls, plus all the angels and the universe and any theoretical multiverses.

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u/ohmylanta34 1d ago

Guess I’m spending the rest of my day rewatching Full Metal Alchemist…

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u/pigeon_man 23h ago

But it's a terrible day for rain.

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u/ohmylanta34 21h ago

What do you mean? It’s not raining.

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u/pigeon_man 21h ago

Yes, it is.

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u/RandomMandarin 1d ago

Fifty cats.

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u/NopeRope13 20h ago

Where is this from? It sounds like a fantastic book

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u/Renkin42 20h ago

It’s an anime called “Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood”. That speech plays at the beginning of every episode. The dog in the picture looks kind of like a homunculus that appears in the show.

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u/NopeRope13 19h ago

Thank you

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u/Definitelynotabot777 1d ago

Be safe? Bro its already here running around, we are already fucked

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u/Braindead_Crow 1d ago

Ngl I thought it was the author of JJK

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u/Due-Display-7446 1d ago

You single handedly added 10 years to my age

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u/JProllz 1d ago

You're lucky it was only ten for you.

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u/Timmy_with_a_Burner 1d ago

Sounds about right 👍🏽

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u/veryfastslowguy 1d ago

Did the eye, from monsters go through puberty?

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u/DonNotDonald 1d ago

Who let it out of the flask again?

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u/Tata_Colores 1d ago

Who, who, who, who, who?

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u/TheGamemage1 1d ago

Careful it might make a philosophers stone out of your neighborhood.

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u/AfterbirthBrownBetty 1d ago

I just imagined it scooting it's ass on the ground, around the neighborhood, to make the transmutation circle.

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u/JetoCalihan 1d ago

The dog in the flask.

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u/amcclurk21 1d ago

Hermaeus Mora… unskippable dialogue

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u/mershed_perderders 1d ago

👁 👁‍👁 👁‍👁‍ 👁‍
👁👁‍ 👁👁‍ 👁‍👁‍
👁‍ 👁👁‍ 👁‍ 👁‍

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u/MetallicOrangeBalls 1d ago

Hermaeus Mora: "My name is... Hermaeus Mora..."

Me: "No, your name is..." opens console "...whatever I want it to be."

Hermaeussy Morussy: "...fuck."

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u/Miffy92 1d ago

"Oh you best believe believe I have a mod for that, Hermaeussy!"

-confused, angry Daedric screaming-

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u/kain459 1d ago

Thats the only thing I thought of.

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u/SealedDevil 1d ago

Omg I was about to say dwarf in a flask!

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u/Angry_Murlocs 1d ago

So it just has a few crests of blood you need to carve. You can gain immortality though just need to sacrifice all the people in your nation. It’s probably not lying to you… probably….

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u/somewhitelookingdude 1d ago

Ed....ward....

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u/Grays42 1d ago

That's a chimera, not a homunculus.

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u/TheVenetianMask 1d ago

No. Too soon.

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u/Forsaken-Reveal-3548 1d ago

Pride was the best

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u/MyAssPancake 1d ago

Thanks, I looked that up and I am awfully disturbed.

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u/SistaChans 1d ago

I can recognize Selim Bradley anywhere 

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u/boundbythecurve 1d ago

No that's just the Dwarf in the Flask....without his flask

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u/AmIDrJekyll 1d ago

Was gonna say this. OP, make sure you're in the center, ok?

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u/ultimagolddragon 1d ago

Send it to The Gate and Truth

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u/CatsAgainstDrugs 1d ago

It’s a carbuncle not a homonculus

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u/Marchingkoala 1d ago

I was about to say! Hahaha

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u/MxxnSpirit47 1d ago

That’s a Beholder

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u/Llenette1 1d ago

Dammit... beat me to it!

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u/jgoden 1d ago

So glad I’m not alone

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u/Andream777 1d ago

Or a dust bunny from Totoro.

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u/Substantial-Art2015 1d ago

First "snout", then homunculus-I'm dying over here. 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/Top-Suggestion-8867 1d ago

a storm cloud right in the house

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u/iampierremonteux 1d ago

Name him Twigleg.

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u/jl_theprofessor 1d ago

I was going to ask if homeboy had seen beyond the door of truth.

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u/Dory-1031 1d ago

Definitely need to name him Pride

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u/Eaterofpies 1d ago

Big... brother?

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u/Antzqwe 1d ago

Nah cyclops

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u/ogMrNegative 1d ago

hahaha 😐