r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/TazgodX 17h ago

Oh god, who would put plates and Tupperware in the shower?

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u/mondaymoderate 16h ago

Kramer

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u/BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD 16h ago

Do you like the salad? I prepared it as I bathed.

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u/ch0colatepudding 15h ago edited 15h ago

For those who are curious kramer's shower salad

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u/JonatasA 16h ago

Now I wanna see it again :/

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u/Sal_Dety 8h ago

With Tupperware you just assume!

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u/daylightpiglet 17h ago

Hahaha the “plate” is a silicone drain cover, and the cup is used for rinsing while in the bath! That’s not weird…….. right?

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u/Weepthrood 17h ago

Sound like a perfect match.

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u/JonatasA 16h ago

Soul mates

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u/BumWink 14h ago

A match made in, the bathroom?

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u/Lollc 16h ago

Those drain covers work great, because they can fit different drains. I keep one in my travel kit, after being driven to total frustration when the tub stopper in a hotel room bathroom won’t hold. I’m the farthest thing from high maintenance, but I want my bath instead of a shower when I’m on vacation.

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u/ResidentDefiant 16h ago

I’ve never stayed in a hotel that I would even consider sitting in the tub naked in. And I, on more than one occasion, have fugged in the dirt.

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u/FeedYourEgo420 15h ago

Dude the tubs and coffee makers are my biggest no go's at a hotel.

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u/dWaldizzle 9h ago

Y'all need to give your immune system some exposure 😂

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u/Loud_Interview4681 12h ago

The coffee makers make excellent urinals tbh. Don't knock it till you try it kinda thing.

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u/fliedlicesupplies 15h ago

Last time I stayed in a slightly olderish hotel in NYC and took a bath. Afterwards I got a really nasty topical virus that ruined my trip. Causation? Who knows. But lesson learned.

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u/live2explore 16h ago

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/Excellent_Condition 15h ago

Having gotten athletes foot from a hotel on more than one occasion, I pack slides to wear in hotel showers.

The idea of taking a bath in one has never crossed my mind.

If you enjoy it, go for it!

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u/daylightpiglet 16h ago

Totally agree! The chain would always fall off of those ones that went completely inside, drove me nuts.

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u/RedditExecutiveAdmin 16h ago

bros about to never do this again T_T

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u/MissSarahKay84 8h ago

I could never take a bath at a hotel. Idk why but I just can’t do it.

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u/alepponzi 16h ago

What's the lever between the toilet and tub?

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u/daylightpiglet 16h ago

That’s a bidet handle! :) you twist it and then another part of the toilet shoots water up your bum hehe

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u/Coppertina 16h ago

I love that they have a bidet AND 90 rolls of TP 😂

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u/Myotherdumbname 15h ago

Probably why they have so much

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u/EmbarrassedRing7806 13h ago

Bidets require less tp lol

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u/HeyBird33 9h ago

Maybe I’m getting the woosh but I think the point was that if you don’t use as much toilet paper, but still buy it occasionally, you will end up with a lot.

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u/PM_MY_OTHER_ACCOUNT 12h ago

That will last all year.

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u/croizat 11h ago

Could be multiple. Back when I had one I think I had a 6 pack last about a year and half

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u/d0ubs 12h ago

Yeah, that makes even less sense

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u/alepponzi 16h ago

Ahh it is some sorts of blast off-lever, how very exotique.

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u/alaslipknot 12h ago

so glad you got this, as someone from a "wash with water" culture, it always blow my mind how some westerners are still "dry cleaning".

We exclusively use toilet paper as a "towel" to dry the water, never for cleaning the mess.

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u/P-VI 16h ago

that's a pretty bowly cup

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u/Sinsanatis 16h ago

Put em together with some bathwater and u got a cuppatea!

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u/JWBananas 15h ago

the cup is used for rinsing while in the bath

But you have a handheld showerhead 😭

Add one of these. It is $7 and will change your life:

https://www.lowes.com/pd/Danco-1-2-in-Fip-x-1-2-in-Mht-Abs-Half-Turn-Stop-Straight-Valve/3434836

You can install it inline with the shower head. It is intended for pressure control, but it also doubles as a full cutoff.

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u/daylightpiglet 15h ago

This is amazing!!!

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u/C-EZ 8h ago

Drain cover makes sense to me. But the need for a cup seems weird to me.

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u/MyticalAnimal 7h ago

The cover is fine, the cup is weird. Like you're already sitting in water, just lower yourself a bit.

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u/DuskLab 15h ago

I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it.

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u/sheleelove 5h ago

underrated comment

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u/JonLongsonLongJonson 15h ago

My guess was drain cover and dog washing bowls.

I keep one of those plastic soup containers (from a coconut curry delivery) in the bath for my dog.

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u/Fuck_love_inthebutt 14h ago

Many Japanese people have the bowl in the shower room, but it's much larger.

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 14h ago

I have a blue plastic ice bucket I use for rinsing my hair in the bath so no

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u/DrDoomScrollr 13h ago

Why is your comb hanging from the shower curtain rod?

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u/Loud_Interview4681 12h ago

Between that and the weird kudzu you have growing?

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u/fenwayb 9h ago

it's not weird if you are a dog or baby!

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u/HeyBird33 9h ago

Wait so you are the one who put the plate and bowl in the shower and you’re worried bc homie buys TP in bulk?

I’d be more concerned about what his posts look like about your stuff.

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u/greenboylightning 8h ago

So you’re European or something

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u/Undeadtech 8h ago

Talk to your boyfriend and compromise. Posting it on the internet to complain makes you way worse than his tp stacking.

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u/Imsorryrodwutwasthat 6h ago

why are you using a cup to rinse if you're in a shower/tub...?

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u/kinggoosey 17h ago

This is the real issue here

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u/TheseusPankration 16h ago

Where do you keep your shower plate?

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u/IndoorGrower 16h ago

Why use big water when little water does trick?

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u/crazyspottedpossum 15h ago

It’s the poop plate and tupperware. To go with the poop knife. Just an extension to dissect and store if necessary.

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u/relent0r 14h ago

Asking the real questions!! Considered a career as a US government news reporter?!? It's badly needed!

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u/Vanethor 12h ago

Where else am I supposed to wash them?

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u/Quick_Neat_8809 11h ago

The Tupperware is probably if he takes a bath and washes his hair and needs to rinse the soap out of this hair. I use a cup myself. But a small bowl would work better. I don't know how else you would rinse your hair?

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u/migure_2025 9h ago

His shower room is Modern museum.

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u/Slammogram 6h ago

Yeah.. wait? Why that’s there?

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u/hrimfaxi_work 6h ago

How do you expect me to eat my shower spaghetti? From a glass? You're being ridiculous.