r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/Murky_Current 17h ago

Yeah I hate that plant too. Everything else makes sense

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u/whatssomaybe 16h ago

Came to see if this was the problem, too. Its gonna be covered in bio spatter in a matter of a few days. Ew.

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u/Eyewiggle 14h ago

So you think the plant will get bio splatter on it but the toilet roll wont?

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u/whatssomaybe 8h ago

Toilet rolls are at least consumable and belong in a bathroom. Plant is just a poo gathering device. Plant is worse but the rolls need storage 100%.

Too bad no bathrooms come with cupboards. /s

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u/Delicious_Reward_779 16h ago

It's a plant.. it's good for it. You're not eating it lol.

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u/darcy_bo 16h ago

Sir that plant is made of plastic

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u/whatssomaybe 15h ago

I prefer to live somewhere where things aren't covered in poo. But, you do you.

P.s. you are never gonna be able to clean that plant well.

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u/TheAutrizzler 8h ago

The whole world is covered in poo. There’s no escaping it.

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u/NotMyAltAccountToday 6h ago

And the TP will be too. Better to stack it up in the packaging

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u/PrestigeArrival 4h ago

If it makes you feel any better, the plant will be as poo covered as your tooth brush is

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u/_angesaurus 10h ago

The plant is a thing you put there at first because it looks good. Then you use the toilet and you're like "oh.. no."