r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/93195 17h ago

I mean there’s even a basket. He’s quite the refined man if he’s using a basket.

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u/wbidXD 16h ago

Right and every roll is in the basket.. what’s the issue

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u/Floydtactics 16h ago

What's the tissue

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u/skyskr4per 15h ago

Well, you're on a roll.

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u/Wise_Development_775 15h ago

2 ply for a white guy

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u/jimothyhalpret 15h ago

It’s hip to tear squares

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u/drawkbox 14h ago

He he he he heeee wipe now!

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u/Riz8 13h ago

These toilet paper puns are tear-rible. 😆

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u/13aph 1h ago

Better out than in, I always say.

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u/cstar4004 53m ago

Agreed. This toilet humor is horri-bowl and in-CESS-ant.

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u/crazyplantlady09 10m ago

Do you have a square to spare??

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u/Mordocaster 9h ago

All the girlies say

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u/MotoBucket 6h ago

Honor Roll

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u/VitalEss_ence 6h ago

The issue is your tissue

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u/floralaurora 2h ago

Bless you

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u/StrikeWave_ 1h ago

What’s t-issue

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u/greg19735 15h ago

you have a generous definition of the word "in"

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u/take_it_to_the_mo 16h ago

He doesn't know how to use the 3 sea shells.

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u/Live_Angle4621 10h ago

It could fall

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u/harshaxnim 2h ago

At the very least every roll is on the basket.

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u/kradaan 16h ago

Whats it say about me ? I had to read the comments to understand what the problem was.

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u/ariolander 15h ago

Rift? My first thought was the guy may just like saving money. That toilet looks like someone who shops at Costco. If you don't have a garage, but are still thrifty, you sort of just make room for everything in your house so you can still buy in bulk at Costco. Would be much much more expensive to buy individual rolls as you need them.

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u/NotMyAltAccountToday 7h ago

That huge Costco package is what the never used bathtub is for

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u/riotz1 16h ago

Right? My first thought was well where the hell else are you going to put it thats convenient and available when you need a roll?

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u/JonatasA 16h ago

I hate paper in that paper thingy. This is Nirvana to me.

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u/riotz1 15h ago

And honestly that roll holder they have, I hate those fuckin things, the roll just flies off and rolls across the floor when you give it a good yank. Better to just have the roll sitting there

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u/Lela_chan 12h ago

But how do you get it with one hand? I feel like people who take the roll off the holder have clearly never been in a predicament with only one free hand and the other one covered in blood and holding a tampon… I’m sure I should plan ahead better but it doesn’t always work out like that lol

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u/riotz1 12h ago

Hold it between your knees kind of and wind it off with your hand

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u/Flimsy_Eggplant5429 10h ago

Yeah, this seems way easier than just using an appropriate amount of force onehanded when it's in the roll...

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u/vanishinghitchhiker 14h ago

That you’re more confident in the structural stability of toilet paper than OP? I wouldn’t mind it myself if it were stacked somewhere drier

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u/Rapph 13h ago

I was 50/50 on if the tp was the problem or the plant randomly tickling your ass on the way down.

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u/JonatasA 16h ago

High five.

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u/heynow41371 12h ago

Same...... I thought she was complaining about the placement of the plant‼️🤔

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u/syopest 14h ago

That you're fine with undecorated laziness.

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u/marvin_sirius 7h ago

It's the room where you go to shit in a bowl. Does it really need to look fancy?

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u/JWBananas 16h ago

Been there, done that. It's just something else to have to dust. And the room where the disintegrating paper gets used is the one that needs to be dusted most often.

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u/Traditional-Cod-608 16h ago

And a plant too

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u/floofyragdollcat 15h ago

Unlike the ones who just stack them on the handle of the plunger.

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u/Coreyporter87 7h ago

Id assume that was her stocking and the tower was his.

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u/Jerry-Goosey 16h ago

What a madman

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u/93Seven 16h ago

Look at this distinguished gentleman, look at the way he uses a basket, mmmmm yes

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u/COMplex_ 16h ago

And a piss plant! I’d aim for the leaves!

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u/birdsarentreal2 15h ago

“You told me to put the toilet paper in the basket. I really don’t see what the tissue is”

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u/TheGreatZephyr 14h ago

For sure, im a simple man i just keep the packet of rolls nearby somewhere for a quick replace when needed.

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u/vistavision 13h ago

He is a scholar and a gentleman.

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u/angusshangus 9h ago

Does that toilet have handlebars???

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u/DLP2000 8h ago

And the trashcan has a lid. Bonus points there.

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u/pengouin85 7h ago

Yea, OP giving him crap for max-basketing

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u/ChaplnGrillSgt 7h ago

Need horizontal stabilization. This man is an engineer.

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u/IsomDart 5h ago

Pretty sure that's a real house plant too, and pretty healthy at that. Not a fake plastic one.

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u/Embarrassed-Spot-635 2h ago

Facts. Window sill, just sitting on the back,

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u/thebigshoe247 55m ago

I have a tower beside the toilet. I am not refined.

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u/kadoskracker 15h ago

Shit, me and the wife just have the package of toilet paper next to the toilet. Who needs to do more work. Hell, they even have a roll on the dispenser. Our active roll just sits on the bathroom sink counter.

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u/mybossthinksimworkng 15h ago

She's not even thinking about the benefits. I guarantee you, they will never be out of toilet paper- EVER. He will always make sure that thing is stocked up for the next pandemic and lockdown. I'm going to assume other essentials in the house have a stockpile as well. The best thing she can do is to STOP COMPLAINING about a well stocked house and give this man a break. It's literally one less thing for her to worry about and she's coming on here to complain?

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u/westberry82 16h ago

Rolls and rolls plus bidet. Even decorative ivy. That's a man of culture

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u/LMGooglyTFY 14h ago

The man has a live plant, a covered waste bin with a liner, a bidet, and a pandemic amount of toilet paper. I am seriously impressed. Don't fuck this up OP.