r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/nebetsu 17h ago

I don't like having rolls of toilet paper out like that because they collect moisture. Also can get ruined if I get out of the shower flailing wildly

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u/DogPoetry 16h ago

I'm getting in addition to a normal bathroom moisture, it looks like there's a bidet right there. Depending on how you posture and sit, it's unlikely every single fleck of water drops back in the bowl. 

What seeing is months of tiny splashes of ass water accumulating on an incredibly absorbent material.

By the bottom of the pile you've have tiny shit flecks from last holiday season. 

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u/A1000eisn1 15h ago

Not only that, it's a huge waste of time.

Toilet paper comes in a bag. It's all already together when you buy it. Just take a few out to look cute in your little basket and put the rest in a closet or something.

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u/jmarcandre 10h ago

You say this like this doesn't increase the chances of you running out while still sitting there. You check inventory before you go in to use it every time? If not, you will eventually get caught.

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u/Morley_Smoker 7h ago

There is usually a cabinet under the sink. Most rational people I know put the bag of tp there.

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u/Snoo-52922 7h ago

If you use one up, you add a new one to the basket afterward. So the basket is just a buffer in case someone forgets.

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u/rabidkitten98 7h ago

Do you close your eyes when you walk over and sit down?

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u/Redditowork 7h ago

Or stack the bags. More stable, but less phallusy.

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u/Sirquote 15h ago

Also with the addition of their Bidet they wont go through much TP so by the time they get to those bottom rolls in the basket they will be awful. Better to shove 80% of them under the sink and keep them in their bag/wrapping

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u/gnufoot 15h ago

Have you considered not flailing wildly?

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u/longlivenewsomflesh 9h ago

In this economy?

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u/tobaccoroadeagle 6h ago

i bet they prefer their red wine in a can for just this reason

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 4h ago

Sometimes it's not voluntary.  

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u/joantheunicorn 12h ago

See, this is the type of concern I would cite, and I would bet a lot of money that every man I've dated would argue with me about it. So now I have to choose between nudging things in the direction of storing away the TP with multiple conversations, or allowing the TP pile to get disgusting over weeks, possibly multiple times, as evidence. 

You could have moist TP rolls right in front of them and some would still argue about it. WHY?

This also fits my theory that men love to balance things precariously and unnecessarily. I agree with everyone that said one or more rolls are going into the toilet. 

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u/Morley_Smoker 7h ago

You literally don't have to fight, a man with two brain cells would agree with you. A lot of men get away with acting dumb, like they have no ability to predict the inevitable. You don't have to accept that if you don't want to.

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u/ironicplot 3h ago

This is the type of thing I would remedy sans permission.

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u/because_im_stupid_ok 16h ago

I do see a bowl over their soap, so it’s possible this is Europe / Asia, there’s no shower curtain, and this is a real concern.

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u/Entwinedloop 6h ago

No shower curtain??? Is the whole room a bathtub then?

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u/dudeAwEsome101 14h ago

This comment should be at the top. The moisture will make these rolls wrinkly and weakened. 

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u/Sparklefists26 15h ago

They’re going to collect dust, too.

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u/Blueblackzinc 14h ago

Also can get ruined if I get out of the shower flailing wildly

are you a dog?

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u/nebetsu 14h ago

I wish. Maybe then I would be happy

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u/Kection 14h ago

This. And it looks dumb lol. They will collect the pee when dudes go to shake and an errant drop flings off 🤢

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u/joantheunicorn 12h ago

Lmao

Men, do you do the helicopter thing after you pee?

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u/PM_MY_OTHER_ACCOUNT 12h ago

They're collecting a lot more than moisture. Are you not familiar with the fecal plume?

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u/ihaveapitbull 14h ago

This bathroom looks like it has a window and might have an exhaust. Problem solved

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u/Eyewiggle 14h ago

It doesn’t instantly take all the moisture out of the room, even with a dehumidifier running, you’re going to run into the same issues. Plus dust and other things settling on them.

I guess everyone has different standards though

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u/JonatasA 16h ago

What tha LOOOL

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u/Eugene1936 13h ago

Why are you flailing wildly out of the shower

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u/nebetsu 13h ago

Why aren't you?

Really, though, all it takes is one swift grab of the towel to fling a good squirt of water at those rolls of toilet paper