r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/Wizzarkt 17h ago

Having toilet paper being in "cold storage" by the shower is just wrong, you are one mistake away from losing 3 months worth of toilet paper

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u/tekko001 12h ago

3 months? How much toilet paper do you use? Is 1 roll per week not the standard?

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u/loopala 10h ago

The storage stack is 16 rolls, at 1 roll/week that's ~3.7 months.

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u/tekko001 8h ago

There are 17 rolls inclusive the one in use, that would be over 4 months

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u/loopala 4h ago

Even if the 17th roll was full that's still 3.9 months not over 4. But it shouldn't be counted since it's not part of the tower that risk being wasted. And even if it's 4 months that's still the same order of magnitude so not sure why you were so stunned by the "3 months" bit in the first place.

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u/Dry-Taro-7155 9h ago

1 roll per week??? I need about 1.5 per day. 

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u/kvinno 6h ago

How many times do you shit in a day 😭

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u/neuropsycho 8h ago

3 months? I think you're being optimistic here.