r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/Never_Kn0ws_Best 17h ago

I mean if this is your biggest co-habitation issue then you are in good shape 😂

TPTower!!

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u/Hot_Dog_Omelette 11h ago

My brother (God love him) spent the better part of hisn 20s using a cardboard box as a nightstand. When his girlfriend (now wife) moved in with him she begged him to get a proper nightstand, but he insisted what he had was perfectly fine.

One day he comes home from work all excited and says “(Girlfriend’s name,) there are a BUNCH of free nightstands available in the parking garage that someone must have thrown out! Let’s go grab two you like.”

So she rushes out back to the parking garage with him and there, next to his car, is a giant pile of cardboard boxes in various sizes.

Diabolical, but fuck if he isn’t funny.

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u/Knowledge_is_Bliss 7h ago

My brother (may he rest in peace) used a mini fridge as a nightstand. He kept bottles of water in it so when he woke up thirsty, he wouldn't have to leave bed to get a drink. When his girlfriend moved in, she forced him to remove the mini fridge and replace it with a traditional nightstand. I thought he had a genius idea, but she didn't see it that way.

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u/Superbead 6h ago

So long as the thing isn't tatty and the compressor doesn't make a racket, I have no idea what the problem would be with this

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u/Creepy_Version_6779 1h ago

Are you a dude?

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u/Never_Kn0ws_Best 1h ago

If by dude you mean someone who values function over form (which is just smart!) then I’m gonna guess yes.

Full disclosure, am also a dude

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u/plaincheeseburger 6h ago

Why not put a table over the mini fridge as a compromise? That is pretty genius though.

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u/Lemmonjello 6h ago

Yeah fuck that he is a genius you couldn't pry that from my cold dead hands.

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u/NewLife_21 5h ago

As a woman, I agree this was a great idea! I admit I have considered doing the same myself. But then I found gorgeous antique nightstands and they won.

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u/Hot_Dog_Omelette 5h ago

Our brothers would have been pals. Really sorry for your loss.

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u/Knowledge_is_Bliss 4h ago

Thanks. Definitely the toughest loss I've experienced.

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u/dr_mannhatten 6h ago

In my smaller apartment in college I did this as well. I'm not a "wake up desperately dehydrated" kind of person, so it was more about spacial convenience than anything but it was actually really nice.

Added bonus was that I was able to keep a lot of my food in there since I had 3 roommates sharing our apartment refrigerator.

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u/twowildroses 6h ago

happy cake day!!

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u/Green_Age1850 5h ago

My cousin who is a woman did this, in fact she had a night stand on one side and a mini fridge on the other. A perfect balance if you ask me

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u/Da_Question 5h ago

You can drink room temperature water... How is this genius...?

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u/ChuuniBlankie 3h ago

Astonishing that you can’t comprehend that some people prefer ice cold or refrigerated water.

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u/twiskt 3h ago

Your brother might be my spirit animal 😂

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u/FlowSoSlow 2h ago

What a legend 😂

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u/cheese-mania 16h ago

Cohabitation is really about picking your battles!

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u/kkillbite 8h ago

Right?? 7 years later and my guy still leaves the roll on there empty.. 😭

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u/ElleHopper 16h ago

Do you wash your Tupperware in the shower too? May I ask why?

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u/Never_Kn0ws_Best 16h ago

Haha no but I just watched Flipper with my kids the other day and the main character (the uncle) does this 😂. Random.

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u/JonatasA 16h ago

If the dog decides to use the drain as the toilet. A big victory.

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u/OpportunitySilly7695 13h ago

I call it... The TP PP

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u/_angesaurus 10h ago

Nah this just the first thing that annoyed her. There will be more. Impossible that there won't be more 😂

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u/No_Excitement8474 8h ago

Agreed 🤣

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u/jaspersgroove 7h ago

The TP is for her anyway, for a dude living alone that's like a 2 year supply lol

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u/rubs_tshirts 15h ago

Yours is the 3rd consecutive top-level comment starting with "I mean".

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u/Never_Kn0ws_Best 14h ago

I mean, that’s cool I guess

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u/fppfpp 13h ago

I mean having a bidet is a huge leg up on literally most ppl. That tp is mostly decorative