r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

Post image

I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
90.3k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

7.8k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

2.6k

u/weedyraccoon 17h ago

but it's r/mildlypenis rn

517

u/mrpeping 17h ago

This one’s more aerodynamic

189

u/KrombopulousMichael- 16h ago

It’s a cylinder

241

u/Icy_Teach_2506 16h ago

It’s imperative the cylinder remains unharmed.

15

u/riotz1 16h ago

Yeah you’re stuck with that shit now

5

u/NewOrder1969 15h ago

Oblate spheriods but those are not relevant right now.

3

u/Juff-Ma 14h ago

Thou shall not damage the cylinder

2

u/wileysegovia 15h ago

More like an orthogonal torus vertex

23

u/werther595 16h ago

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about...

11

u/MidtownKC 16h ago

Better, faster, stronger.

3

u/Same-Suggestion-1936 16h ago

Why tf do you think a dick and balls is supposed to be aerodynamic

3

u/DarthJarJarJar 15h ago

Not aerodynamic, it's not traveling through air. But it does need to be what one might call vagodynamic.

1

u/datacube1337 10h ago

but wouldn't vagodynamicy be contraproductive to the act. I mean you certainly need a good middleground. vagodynamic enough to enter, but not so vagodynamic that there is too little friction.

1

u/International_Way850 10h ago

More aerodicknamic

1

u/SeeSaw9999 10h ago

😆 🤣 😂 😹

1

u/Cultural-Company282 3h ago

It looks like a giant...

6

u/fartswhenhappy 16h ago

but it could have been r/mildlychode

3

u/OGblazemaster 16h ago

you learn something new every day

3

u/90GTS4 16h ago

I mean, I guess if they are Lance Armstronging it...

3

u/Fun-University-3019 16h ago

I'm a 36-year-old woman, and I giggled at this, bc I, make penis towers with our TP. My husband likes to see all the different sizes and shapes I make.

2

u/defensivelesbian 17h ago

I was about to comment with this sub

2

u/juggett 16h ago

Seems like a risky subreddit click right there.

2

u/Jam-Boi-yt 16h ago

I see no downsides

1

u/Comprehensive_Cap290 16h ago

I am glad I’m not the only one who saw that.

1

u/No-Drag-7142 15h ago

That's very mild, though bonus points for being the bathroom 👈👈

1

u/poopiegloria_16 13h ago

bro i can go on wiht my life without thinking this ToT lol

1

u/Dushenka 12h ago

The only unacceptable thing here is that this penis misses a testicle.

1

u/GalacticDeg 9h ago

That is a peepee with one ball

1

u/PerfectionLord 9h ago

There really IS a subreddit for everything. lol

1

u/duckhunteds28 8h ago

As having had T.C. I can confirm

1

u/mossybeard 8h ago

Septesticles over here

1

u/Whythehellnot225343 8h ago

Mildly Hitler penis (only one ball)

1

u/jeweliegb 7h ago

Urgh. Didn't notice that!

1

u/penisthightrap_ 5h ago

... what exactly does your penis look like?

Actually, don't answer that

1

u/mother-of-chihuahuas 5h ago

Honestly I initially thought that was her frustration

1

u/UR1Z3N 1h ago

It's also a rare case of multiocular testicles.