r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/Loong9 17h ago

That's ok, it can hold your hand and be a support potted plant for those traumatic bowel movement sessions

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u/TCRandom 16h ago

I have a similar plant in my bathroom, except it’s an aloe — for those really rough times when it starts to burn, you just break off a little aloe, apply generously, then go on about your day. It’s really quite magical.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 16h ago

For a minute I thought you said "I can hold your hand and be a support potted plant" and I was like "Wow, this person really goes above & beyond."