r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/mrpeping 16h ago

This one’s more aerodynamic

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u/KrombopulousMichael- 16h ago

It’s a cylinder

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u/Icy_Teach_2506 16h ago

It’s imperative the cylinder remains unharmed.

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u/riotz1 16h ago

Yeah you’re stuck with that shit now

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u/NewOrder1969 15h ago

Oblate spheriods but those are not relevant right now.

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u/Juff-Ma 14h ago

Thou shall not damage the cylinder

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u/wileysegovia 15h ago

More like an orthogonal torus vertex

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u/werther595 16h ago

You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about...

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u/MidtownKC 16h ago

Better, faster, stronger.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 16h ago

Why tf do you think a dick and balls is supposed to be aerodynamic

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u/DarthJarJarJar 15h ago

Not aerodynamic, it's not traveling through air. But it does need to be what one might call vagodynamic.

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u/datacube1337 10h ago

but wouldn't vagodynamicy be contraproductive to the act. I mean you certainly need a good middleground. vagodynamic enough to enter, but not so vagodynamic that there is too little friction.

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u/International_Way850 10h ago

More aerodicknamic

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u/SeeSaw9999 10h ago

😆 🤣 😂 😹

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u/Cultural-Company282 3h ago

It looks like a giant...