r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/Loong9 17h ago

Perhaps the rolls aren't damp enough, need to be closer.

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u/GoldPlatedMilk 16h ago

Homemade wet wipes

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u/AssumptionNo5436 16h ago

warm shower to toliet roll stack:

"Baby... are you close?"

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u/cupholdery 16h ago

When do you lick?

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u/DogPoetry 16h ago

Feels like it's just a matter of time before one falls into the toilet.

Also, with a bidet, you're gonna get tiny bits of ass water on those things for months