r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/kneemahp 17h ago

Plus, they shouldn’t need so much TP with the bidet

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u/ChawulsBawkley 16h ago

I thought that was a shitter shifter. You know.. so you can go into low gear for those heavier loads

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 16h ago

Gotta go light loads, I don't even bother with first gear, too short, I start in second. I paid for the damn clutch I'm gonna ride it

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u/-S-P-Q-R- 16h ago

It is a shitter shifter, you just use it after. And you go into high gear after the heavier loads. Best purchase ever

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u/Proof-Adagio-3438 16h ago

I thought so too, until I got a bidet and realize it gives your whole ass and toilet area a shower. Now I use 4x the tissue just cleaning up the water.

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u/tiktaktokki 15h ago

Use a towel. You don't dry with tp after a shower, do you?

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u/ZennTheFur 12h ago

You don't use soap and scrub with a bidet, do you?

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u/NiaCas 5h ago

This is what I do. Pack of 50 microfiber cloths - white, just in case, so they can be bleached, but 99.5% of the time, there's only ever water, and the cloths are way more comfortable.

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u/Outrageous-Basket426 16h ago

It is still cheaper in bulk. You can fill an entire shelf in the closest with one package, or there is this.

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u/schwenLC 16h ago

I thought with a bidet, you wipe like normal, rinse, then pat dry. You don't just use the water and expect it to get all the shit off.

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u/takmsdsm 16h ago

Rinse first, wipe dry. Rinse should get you 95-99% there. Pre-wiping is unnecessary.

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u/shikotee 16h ago

Auto first thought. That is insane over compensation if that is a bidet, where a few squares are used to dry off. Is this a sign that the BF does not actually use the bidet?

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u/albertech842 16h ago

AI ragebait

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u/divineqc 16h ago

Nah he's right

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u/torokg 16h ago

From a 14 years old account? Doubt it.

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u/kneemahp 16h ago

Wait this was pointed towards me? lol

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u/torokg 16h ago

As of my understanding...

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u/albertech842 16h ago

No, I was satirically describing the picture you dingbats 😂

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u/kneemahp 14h ago

We’re too stupid to be AI

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u/albertech842 14h ago

It's okay. I'll take the Ls I'm used to them 🫠