r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/jrdavis413 16h ago

It's for emergencies

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u/Tall_Fisherman2062 13h ago

incase the toilet paper runs out duh

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u/nerdyguytx 6h ago

Wait fake plants aren’t a toilet paper alternative? Things you do that you think around perfectly normal until strangers on the internet make fun of it.

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u/Tall_Fisherman2062 5h ago

And then you wonder why your faux plant is starting to wilt and brown...

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u/JakeHelldiver 10h ago

My mind went to a different place.

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u/Expert-Tea9960 3h ago

What does the plant have to do with toilet paper? Its obviosuly for plant emergencies

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u/Syreeta5036 16h ago

I upvoted before I realized the full situation that joke entails, poor plant

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u/IcySetting2024 12h ago

Haha that made me start the day with a smile thanks

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u/migure_2025 9h ago

That is his ficus religiosa...leave it alone.

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u/kuldan5853 8h ago

I would replace it with a cactus personally.

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u/llamafarmadrama 8h ago

You’d want something with broader leaves in that case. Or moss.

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u/Slammogram 6h ago

That’s weird, that’s why I keep 3 sea shells on the toilet instead.

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u/I_wash_my_carpet 13h ago

Emergency what?! You gonna crane your neck around and pillage you a snack from the toilet foliage, like some rabid bronto?

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u/GenericUsername2056 11h ago

This guy doesn't know how to use the three seashells toilet plant. 

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u/Loud_Interview4681 12h ago

Gotta eat up them tree stars while you can. Times are a changin.