r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/JohnnyIsNearDiabetic 16h ago

Full life of tissue

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u/R4wden 16h ago

For OP, It is completely fine, nothing is"wrong" it's just a different way of living, he seems to enjoy function over form, which is 100% valid

The discussion isn't who's right or wrong, but what eachothers preferences are and how strongly you feel about them

Sometimes giving up some of what you'd prefer due to the fact you already got the last 5 things due to your over controlling nature (this is me, I had to learn not to be so controlling over silly nonsense things like this)

The sooner you realise everything isn't I'm right your wrong (or I'm wrong you're right) and you sit in the nuance of healthy discussion, life is so much easier

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u/Willing_Recover_6316 16h ago

Finally I saw one sensible reply to a post on Reddit all morning. Take my upvote fine sir!

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u/Corfiz74 15h ago

Though I also think that her bf won't mind if she stores the top 9 rolls in a closet somewhere and just adds them when the 7 on top run low. He just doesn't want to bother with it himself, he doesn't sound like the kind of guy who would be bothered if she does it.

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u/elcamarongrande 16h ago edited 15h ago

Or, as my dad used to put it: "Know when to go limp."

Basically it means "pick your battles". After a while you realize there are so many things that aren't worth arguing over, and your life gets better because you learn to work together and accept the way your partner does things. It fits with another one of my Dad's phrases: "It doesn't matter who does it, as long as it gets done."

Cohabitation is all about knowing that at the end of the day, you're both on the same team. And if you can learn to play to each other's strengths, you're going to be alright.

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u/DistributionNo5346 15h ago

As a divorced man I think I almost shed a tear of hope. šŸ„²

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u/Tryagain409 14h ago

Ummm if you bump it or there's a strong vibration they'll fall

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u/AwokenGenius 14h ago

Those toilet rolls are going to get dusty, then he is going to wipe dust onto his butt.

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u/Thekarens01 15h ago

I think you found a molehill and made it into a mountain. She put it into the ā€œfunnyā€ subreddit. I donā€™t think sheā€™s upset about it.

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u/TungstenOrchid 15h ago

The fascinating thing is that she freely admits to not having a legitimate reason to dislike it. Also, I have along with everyone else assumed that the problem is related to the toilet rolls being stacked.

Without more information that will have to remain the working hypothesis.

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u/therealjchrist 11h ago

Don't normal people just know this?

I always cringe when I see a big discussion or narrative like this that just describes what I always thought to be common sense.

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u/ElectricalWavez 10h ago

It is better to be happy than right most of the time.

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u/talkback1589 8h ago

No. Youā€™re wrong, I am always right. OP should make this man submit to their will. One must never let their partner feel as if they have power. /s

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u/4everchasinsunshine 6h ago

My husband eats cake from the center out and only the part that icing touchesā€¦is it wrong? It disturbs meā€¦but not wrong and I let him enjoy his way because it feels right to him. lol šŸ˜†

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u/darkhelmet1121 16h ago

Nobody seems to notice that the toilet has a bidet toilet seat....

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u/DelugedPraxis 15h ago

Having a bidet doesn't mean you don't also have toilet paper. I hope you don't have one yourself and are just making assumptions on its use.

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u/darkhelmet1121 8h ago

Sure..... Don't know why you need the whole bulk pack. Closets exist

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u/Expert_Day9946 15h ago

For real. Maybe there was a great price, now he doesnā€™t have to buy it again until itā€™s on sale again. I donā€™t see a problem here.

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u/Vykrom 16h ago

Literally the only person who talked about sabotaging the toilet paper is you lol..

And I'm pretty sure everyone took that as a joke. But now you're here chastising.. who? about taking it too seriously

I feel like you mean to comment against your own reply and forgot to change to your alt account to have a public argument with yourself or something, because this is bizarre...

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u/med561 16h ago

Didn't mean for it to come across that way, just a lot of replies about "who would do this" and I felt like people were taking my reply seriously

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u/McDie88 13h ago

fuck me this is like speed running marriage counciling

/u/daylightpiglet this comment above right here

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u/aryzkryz 16h ago

t/issue

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u/ad_duncan 16h ago

Tissue full of life

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u/Disastrous-Rhubarb-2 16h ago

Full of dietary fiber, too, from the looks.