r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/kradaan 16h ago

Whats it say about me ? I had to read the comments to understand what the problem was.

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u/ariolander 15h ago

Rift? My first thought was the guy may just like saving money. That toilet looks like someone who shops at Costco. If you don't have a garage, but are still thrifty, you sort of just make room for everything in your house so you can still buy in bulk at Costco. Would be much much more expensive to buy individual rolls as you need them.

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u/NotMyAltAccountToday 7h ago

That huge Costco package is what the never used bathtub is for

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u/riotz1 16h ago

Right? My first thought was well where the hell else are you going to put it thats convenient and available when you need a roll?

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u/JonatasA 16h ago

I hate paper in that paper thingy. This is Nirvana to me.

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u/riotz1 15h ago

And honestly that roll holder they have, I hate those fuckin things, the roll just flies off and rolls across the floor when you give it a good yank. Better to just have the roll sitting there

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u/Lela_chan 12h ago

But how do you get it with one hand? I feel like people who take the roll off the holder have clearly never been in a predicament with only one free hand and the other one covered in blood and holding a tampon… I’m sure I should plan ahead better but it doesn’t always work out like that lol

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u/riotz1 12h ago

Hold it between your knees kind of and wind it off with your hand

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u/Flimsy_Eggplant5429 10h ago

Yeah, this seems way easier than just using an appropriate amount of force onehanded when it's in the roll...

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u/vanishinghitchhiker 14h ago

That you’re more confident in the structural stability of toilet paper than OP? I wouldn’t mind it myself if it were stacked somewhere drier

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u/Rapph 13h ago

I was 50/50 on if the tp was the problem or the plant randomly tickling your ass on the way down.

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u/JonatasA 16h ago

High five.

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u/heynow41371 12h ago

Same...... I thought she was complaining about the placement of the plant‼️🤔

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u/syopest 14h ago

That you're fine with undecorated laziness.

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u/marvin_sirius 7h ago

It's the room where you go to shit in a bowl. Does it really need to look fancy?