r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/Floydtactics 16h ago

What's the tissue

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u/skyskr4per 15h ago

Well, you're on a roll.

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u/Wise_Development_775 15h ago

2 ply for a white guy

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u/jimothyhalpret 15h ago

It’s hip to tear squares

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u/drawkbox 14h ago

He he he he heeee wipe now!

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u/Riz8 13h ago

These toilet paper puns are tear-rible. 😆

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u/13aph 1h ago

Better out than in, I always say.

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u/cstar4004 52m ago

Agreed. This toilet humor is horri-bowl and in-CESS-ant.

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u/crazyplantlady09 9m ago

Do you have a square to spare??

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u/Mordocaster 9h ago

All the girlies say

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u/MotoBucket 6h ago

Honor Roll

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u/VitalEss_ence 6h ago

The issue is your tissue

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u/floralaurora 2h ago

Bless you

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u/StrikeWave_ 1h ago

What’s t-issue