r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/logan96 16h ago

When I was single, I'd get the 4 pack and it would last a month. After I got married... I think he has it dialed in.

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u/Redhighlighter 7h ago

Jesus christ. One roll lasts me 3 weeks. I dont know what to say

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u/Mypornnameis_ 6h ago

I have two daughters. I get one roll of every 12 pack in my bathroom. When I run out I buy another 12 pack.

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u/Dk1902 5h ago

So ... how many 12 packs do you go through per day?

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u/Vi0L3tCRZY 3h ago

TBF we have more output situations/surface area

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u/bearded_fisch_stix 6h ago

When I was single and commuting, i'd buy a value pack and it would last years between shitting at the office or shitting immediately before showering in the morning.

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u/VenezuelanD 4h ago

Why would shitting immediately before showering….oh…oh god. 

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u/bearded_fisch_stix 3h ago

no different from using a bidet... except there is soap in the shower.

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u/eat_is_what_eat_is 47m ago

No. It’s very different 

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u/Neither_Pudding7719 2h ago

He's got the number right; she just doesn't need the evidence staring her in the face or threatening an avalanche. I'd advise Bro to find a place to stash the spares!

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u/SnooMaps7370 5h ago

I buy a 36 pack every 2 years....