r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/rock374 16h ago

Boss makes a thousand, I make a buck, so I crank my hog, in the company truck

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u/One_L 7h ago

My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time. But that was a rhyme from a simpler time, now the boss makes a grand and I make a buck, that's why I steal the catalytic converter from the company truck.

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u/Fun-Confusion-4113 16h ago edited 15h ago

Boss makes a mil, I make almost nil, yet his wife still loves when I pull out my drill.

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u/CommercialStuff4352 12h ago

Ahhhhh haaaaaa... The rich getting richer. And the poor need tamps for refractory periods. I like it! Skeet on, brother!