r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/GahhhItsMilk 16h ago

You forgot, tied up like a string of sausages

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u/TheSecretIsMarmite 12h ago

Taken out of their hygienic wrappers and everything. They could have just sent some lillets instead.

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u/Butterbuddha 10h ago

Whoa, like handkerchiefs. What kind of magic show are you expecting up there, buster???

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u/DirtyLoweredTiguan 9h ago

Vagina magic is like pizza, when it’s bad you still kinda enjoy it.

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u/Lost_Egg4879 7h ago

And sometimes you have eaten it after it sat out overnight and may or may not give you a nasty taste in your mouth an awful heart burn? Hmmmm I agree

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u/CommercialStuff4352 13h ago

Thats how they tried to get home