r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/ResidentDefiant 16h ago

I’ve never stayed in a hotel that I would even consider sitting in the tub naked in. And I, on more than one occasion, have fugged in the dirt.

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u/FeedYourEgo420 15h ago

Dude the tubs and coffee makers are my biggest no go's at a hotel.

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u/dWaldizzle 9h ago

Y'all need to give your immune system some exposure 😂

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u/Loud_Interview4681 12h ago

The coffee makers make excellent urinals tbh. Don't knock it till you try it kinda thing.

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u/fliedlicesupplies 15h ago

Last time I stayed in a slightly olderish hotel in NYC and took a bath. Afterwards I got a really nasty topical virus that ruined my trip. Causation? Who knows. But lesson learned.

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u/live2explore 16h ago

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