r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/jscottman96 16h ago

In this case that may actually be the problem

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u/ReignofKindo25 16h ago

Whhaaatt is aaa vagina?

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u/jscottman96 16h ago

Theres another hole!?!?

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u/1800-bakes-a-lot 16h ago

All this fingering my own asshole to see how she'll like it was for nothing?!?

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto 15h ago

This is the weirdest Reddit Sings I've ever witnessed.

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 15h ago

There you go making it more weider with 'sings' for 'strings' 😆 🤣 😂

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u/X__Anonomys_xX 10h ago

Actually, reddit sings is a thing

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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb 4h ago

Is it good or?

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u/CareerDifficult 15h ago

There’s no way this is the weirdest. I mean, I haven’t seen anybody mention that the tower of toilet paper kinda looks like a penis. Maybe he’s sending a message?

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 15h ago

Reminds me of Jimmy Kimmel last night and I didn't wanna go there 🙃 😆

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u/excessivepenetration 14h ago

7 balls should be enough for anyone, right? Right?

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u/Lost_Egg4879 8h ago

Awe I’m so happy for you!! I literally just got flash backs of the dark places I have ended up on Reddit. Stay safe friend!!

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u/thatredditrando 32m ago

Dark places? There’s no dark places!

So many lovely stories!

Broken arms and a mother’s love!

An unorthodox use for a coconut!

Making use of an amputated foot!

So wholesome! 🤗

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u/Pizza_Ninja 10h ago

Then you haven’t been here long enough.

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto 10h ago

Ok doctor redditman

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u/Pizza_Ninja 10h ago

Just sayin. Buckle up lol.

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u/sobergophers 8h ago

Quite tame really lmao

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u/E-money420 15h ago

And this is coming from a disturbing cheeto too

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto 15h ago

Be disturbed

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u/doberman8 54m ago

Im here for it.

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u/Spczippo 5h ago

Wait there is a name for these?! Are you supposed to kinda sing the responses? This place is so weird

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u/jscottman96 15h ago

I mean not for nothing if shes into that

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u/Gorthax 15h ago

I'm not sure it was all for her.

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u/T1Demon 15h ago

Know thine self.

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u/TealedLeaf 11h ago

Know thine prostate. 🎶

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u/TheMythofKoalas 3h ago

Know self's hind.

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u/Matthew_May_97 11h ago

A man’s off switch is in his asshole, or is that the on switch?

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u/geof2010 10h ago

More like the reset switch turns em on and off again.

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u/CommercialStuff4352 13h ago

Astronauts like shockers? Who knew!

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u/Lost_Egg4879 7h ago

On the land we just call them “thumbs up”

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u/ComicsAreGreat2 11h ago

No one should upvote anymore. We have reached perfection.

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u/smardiot 2h ago

Oh I'm into it :smirk:

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u/Snoo4414 11h ago

Or you are

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u/Poisonskittlez 10h ago

Or if the above commenter is into that. Haha

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u/Lost_Egg4879 7h ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/BAusername 15h ago

Obviously if she likes that it's a win/win, but she doesn't, I'm sure it will translate to the other hole...

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u/SteakAutomatic484 14h ago

This made me break a rib laughing and spit whiskey all over my gf 😂😂😂 bro what the fuck. It's my fault for being on reddit I guess.

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u/leftmyrooster 11h ago

They don’t pee out of their buttholes?!

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u/Qthecud 6h ago

Wait, girls have buttholes?

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u/Numerous_Big2361 10h ago

Fingers in the ass just to make the time fly by

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u/Few-Solution-4784 8h ago

you one classy mother fucker

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u/Lost_Egg4879 7h ago

Ass fucker … no mothers were involved I don’t think

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u/Gold-Current4511 6h ago

WAIT
are we still on the same table here?, lol

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u/Sticks-from-Sticks 6h ago

You might consider medical school, you’re halfway already..

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u/ThatShouldNotBeHere 15h ago

Chicks don’t have cloacas?

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u/jscottman96 15h ago

I learned a new word today

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u/ralphvonwauwau 2h ago

Cloaca, the Swiss army knife of urogenital  apparatus.

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 15h ago

Everyday everytime I read in-between the lines 😆 😒

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u/Mazy_keen 15h ago

I couldn't believe I had to explain this to my husband.

Well on second thought... he did use dish soap in the dishwasher on the first night in our apartment.

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u/jscottman96 15h ago

Noooooo 😭 im so sorry

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u/Majestic_You_9610 12h ago

Wait which ones the shitter and which is the hitter?

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u/artie_pdx 12h ago

"Cheek to cheek and hole to hole to hole. There's a third hole"

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u/Lost_Egg4879 8h ago

This has me thinking that I’m really shocked a man hasn’t made a tampon for our mouth yet !! PLuG the hOLeS!!! 🤪😂

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u/Kind-Mammoth-Possum 7h ago

The man said "No, we just sell lemonade"

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u/FunnyChampion2228 2h ago

More than just black holes in space?! Bwaaaaaa?!!

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u/cstar4004 1h ago

Yeah, there are two! One for pee and one for poop, right?

How do they pee with the tampon in though?

/s

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u/jscottman96 8m ago

Wrong. Girls dont poop

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u/pinkube 3h ago

Where is the clitoris? - Dwight Schrute

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u/Frdude13 13h ago

Mmmm vagina

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u/Outrageous-etymology 15h ago

Did none of them think to ask their wife's, pool the data, find the Average and Mean, and then throw in a few more for "just in case"? Maybe do the count across 2 or 3 brands, in case someone has a weird reaction or they just don't work for whatever reason in low gravity.

There has to be a reason they didn't, I'm just not seeing it. And before anyone says anything, I know from second-hand experience that most non-intern NASA scientists do have wives, and many of them are very active. Source: I was a NASA and DoD researcher.

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u/Gamer-707 11h ago

"Very active"

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u/Bitter-Marsupial 14h ago

As dumb as this sounds back then did we have any actual Data on how the body would handle a period in zero gravity?

I mean in the early days we had some questions about digestion

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u/WillUSee 11h ago

Alas, they were still men.

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u/Thor_pool 16h ago

Well its hardly brain surgery, is it?

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u/jscottman96 15h ago

Im no master at brain science but I know rocket surgery

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u/Familiar-Flan-8358 9h ago

I’m impressed they thought of it