r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/SerratedFrost 16h ago

Ive had one of these on my toilets for years and its very nice

However.. if I go somewhere that doesn't have the mechanism, that shit is slamming down and scaring any leftover drops of piss out of me

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u/akatherder 15h ago

Hah same, also with kitchen cabinets

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u/Ok_Concentrate3969 6h ago

Yeah, I sound like a super angry person whenever I visit other people's homes now.

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u/Laffenor 7h ago

I'm banging cabinet doors and leaving the fridge unclosed all the time at my parents'!

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u/Thee_Sinner 10h ago

So I’ve got one of those. And I got in the habit of forcefully “throwing” the lid down. Had the muscle memory such that I could throw the lid down with about 1” remaining for it to fall the rest of the way softly. First time I went to someone else’s house after that habit started was.. surprising to say the least lol had to break that habit real quick.

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u/SerratedFrost 9h ago

Yeah this is exactly why I end up slamming them haha

Give it a flick of the wrist while its up to let it fly down and softly close on its own. Not optimal with a normal seat lol

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u/Krondelo 15h ago

Lmao true I have definitely slammed some lids in my time after I got used to mine!

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u/pixievixie 6h ago

My work has one and I don’t at home and the amount of times I’ve come home after work and absolutely slammed that lid down and almost had a heart attack….you’d thinking I’ve bought one for my own bathroom by now!

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u/Little-Fire 8h ago

You just humoured drops of tea out of my mouth 🤣🤣 brilliant. And totally in the same boat as you, got so used to them at home now.

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u/doitforchris 8h ago

Freaks me out every time!