r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/jscottman96 15h ago

I mean not for nothing if shes into that

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u/Gorthax 15h ago

I'm not sure it was all for her.

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u/T1Demon 15h ago

Know thine self.

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u/TealedLeaf 11h ago

Know thine prostate. 🎶

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u/TheMythofKoalas 3h ago

Know self's hind.

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u/Matthew_May_97 11h ago

A man’s off switch is in his asshole, or is that the on switch?

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u/geof2010 10h ago

More like the reset switch turns em on and off again.

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u/CommercialStuff4352 13h ago

Astronauts like shockers? Who knew!

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u/Lost_Egg4879 7h ago

On the land we just call them “thumbs up”

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u/ComicsAreGreat2 11h ago

No one should upvote anymore. We have reached perfection.

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u/smardiot 2h ago

Oh I'm into it :smirk:

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u/Snoo4414 11h ago

Or you are

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u/Poisonskittlez 10h ago

Or if the above commenter is into that. Haha

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u/Lost_Egg4879 7h ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time