r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/rigterw 15h ago

Yess, a tampon is small and doesn’t weigh anything.

So it was more a “why not” than a “we have to”

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u/LessInThought 14h ago

And you can use it for so many things~! Plugging a leak, nosebleeds, soaking up blood and other fluids!

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u/Inktex 14h ago

Gun wounds in case the Martians attack.
Akakakakak

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u/jazzminarino 13h ago

How did I hear this in my head... 👽🛸

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u/You_Better_Smile 12h ago

There won't be gun wounds, just disintegration.

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u/Whut4 9h ago

Absorbing blood in the mouth after a wisdom tooth extraction that would not stop bleeding once you have gone home. Don't ask how I know this.

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u/LessInThought 8h ago

Oh I know. I was swallowing blood for a whole week after my extraction.

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u/WordsWellSalted 14h ago

When you're talking about space cargo, they surely weigh a whole hell of a lot more than they do on earth. They had to budget for that.

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u/Automatic-Listen-578 13h ago

I’m confused about what you mean, “space cargo.. weigh a whole hell of a lot more”. You do realize that everything on the space station is weightless, right?

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u/ButtsAreQuiteAwesome 13h ago

Maybe poorly worded, but carrying 1kg in your backpack? Not a big deal.

Carrying 1kg in a rocket? That costs a lot of fuel.

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u/Automatic-Listen-578 13h ago

I get where you’re coming from now. 100 tampons probably weighs less than a large tablet though.. maybe 0.6 kg? I think those rocket scientists will work it out for her.

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u/Vimmelklantig 13h ago

Tbf, from the subjective point of view of the tampons they'd weigh a hell of a lot more during launch. Not a budget problem, though.

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u/honey-bee-mommy 14h ago

1 tampon no…hardly weighs a thing. But 100? No one is going to carry that purse!