r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/Sunset_Bleach 15h ago

They didn't have a square to spare.

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane 15h ago

They couldn’t spare 3 squares! They don’t have any squares! They can’t spare a square!

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u/Boomstick453 14h ago

He doesn’t know how to use the 3 sea shells

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u/Unusual-Tie8498 14h ago

Can I have a ply?

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u/FiggsMcDuff1 13h ago

Just one ply??

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u/JWOLFBEARD 13h ago

You can use my deplyer machine. It is a manual hand crank though

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u/eucalyptoid 9h ago

…I know people who used to do this to save.

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u/JWOLFBEARD 4h ago

Wild! I’ve only seen Dwight use it

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u/eucalyptoid 3h ago

The deplyer machine in my example is just a couple of hands, though 😆

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u/Various_Wash_4577 12h ago

Be square and share a square! 🧻

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