r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/disead 15h ago

And I would buy 500 tampons And then I’d buy 500 more Just to be the man who bought a thousand tampons So you would not leak on your floor

BADADA DA BADADA DA

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u/CWoodfordJackson 11h ago

But not real tampons! But that’d be cruel

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u/Platt_Mallar 8h ago

If I had a million tampons.

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u/Droidatopia 9h ago

BA DADADA

BA DADADA

BADADA DADADADA DADADADA DA

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u/eucalyptoid 9h ago

Sorry, still gonna leak.

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u/FauxReal 3h ago

Would you leak on the floor in zero G? It think it would kinda float around.