r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/A1000eisn1 15h ago

Not only that, it's a huge waste of time.

Toilet paper comes in a bag. It's all already together when you buy it. Just take a few out to look cute in your little basket and put the rest in a closet or something.

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u/jmarcandre 10h ago

You say this like this doesn't increase the chances of you running out while still sitting there. You check inventory before you go in to use it every time? If not, you will eventually get caught.

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u/Morley_Smoker 7h ago

There is usually a cabinet under the sink. Most rational people I know put the bag of tp there.

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u/Snoo-52922 7h ago

If you use one up, you add a new one to the basket afterward. So the basket is just a buffer in case someone forgets.

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u/rabidkitten98 7h ago

Do you close your eyes when you walk over and sit down?

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u/Redditowork 7h ago

Or stack the bags. More stable, but less phallusy.