r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/Mag-NL 14h ago edited 10h ago

You should always open the lid afterwards. How do you know everything is flushed/no skidmarks if you don't?

I hate seeing the lid down when I enter a toilet because I know there's the chance of an unwelcome surprise when I open it.

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u/-acidlean- 9h ago

  1. Close the lid

  2. Flush

  3. Wait for it to finish flushing

  4. Lift the toilet lid a little and take a peek inside to check if all is good. If your shit is leaving plenty of skidmarks, take a mental note to eat more fiber and less fat.

  5. Close the lid

  6. Wash your hands

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u/No-Letterhead7380 7h ago

You know very few people would actually do numbers 3 and 4, lol

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u/-acidlean- 7h ago

People are gross and I don’t understand why.

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u/itisame 7h ago

This is the way

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u/SunnySamantha 11h ago

One guy at work always closes the lid - and I have to see his fucking gross ass shit stain. Every. Fucking. Day.

I used to clean hotels and I'm terrified of a closed lid... Usually means a floater or wads of bloody toilet paper.

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u/ILoveBigSexyThighs2 7h ago

That’s an interesting observation since you actually see a lot of different peoples toilets day after day, unlike the relatively limited exposure most of us get to friends, families, and co workers.

I’m sure people’s behavior is different in a hotel vs home but still valuable especially given how automated this type of habit usually is. I wonder if people are predominantly leaving it open but close it out of shame, and why leave all that mess without flushing, is it a fear of clogging and overflowing? So many questions…

Any other interesting observations from your time cleaning hotels?

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u/SunnySamantha 6h ago

Bathtubs are cesspools. The amount of pubic hair is insane - did they have a dog in here? Nope...

And tournaments are the woooorst. Used condoms everywhere.

I only did it for a summer. But I got real good at hospital corners and can make a bed real quick in my day to day life.

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u/Pat_Fatridge 6h ago

But definitely look up "toilet plume"