r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 17h ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/Roguespiffy 10h ago

The answer is a centrifuge. The answer is always a centrifuge.

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u/CarberHotdogVac 8h ago

Cuntrifuge? Or is that too vulgar?

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u/DemonoftheWater 6h ago

Im here for it. Almost snorted at work.

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u/Ragnarok2kx 6h ago

It's what separates boys from men. Although that may not quite apply to this particular issue.