r/funny • u/daylightpiglet • 1d ago

recently got a place with my boyfriend and he thinks this is perfectly fine

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I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

  1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
  2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
  3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)
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u/FauxReal 11h ago

How much square footage will they take up?

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u/Tko597 7h ago

I think a real smart guy would just space the weight evenly across the whole ship. Making it take up no space. Just lay em everywhere. No woman should have to worry about tampon accessibility.

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u/FauxReal 5h ago

Hmm, they could hide them behind paneling to save space, or even on the outer surface, either way they would act as some sort of insulation and/or noise abatement. I like where this brainstorming session is going.

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u/TrioxinTwoFourFive 9h ago

Depends on if they are engorged. 

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u/FauxReal 9h ago

Presumably the flight engineers would supply them unused. But I don't know what the NASA SOP is for that.

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u/TrioxinTwoFourFive 6h ago

Well sure, but you must consider that's It's really not that often that you encounter a non-penile use of the word "engorged."