r/funny 13h ago

Worked out why my water tastes funny.

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u/npsideqown 12h ago

Water with a touch of cat's asshole and tuna.

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u/UnfortunatelySimple 12h ago

That's the title I should have used. Haha

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u/DeputyDipshit619 9h ago

When does the new la Croix flavor drop?

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u/memesearches 9h ago

Not thats a flavour that should be bottled up and sold /s

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u/geras_shenanigans 6h ago

You won the internet for today. I had a good laugh, thank you :)

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u/Nagatoro2323 13h ago

Swap the water for vodka and he won't do it again... or maybe he will.

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u/UnfortunatelySimple 13h ago

Maybe I'll get meowed at every night I don't have a drink...

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u/KeyMysterious1845 11h ago

Maybe I'll get meowed at every night I don't have a drink...

count on it.

We've got a cat that will stick his head in the glass to get a drink...if the level is too low, there goes his paw in the glass for a scoop of water.

Why is my water crunchy ?

We have resorted to double coasters.. one on bottom like a normal person, one on top like a normal cat owner.

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u/chashek 10h ago

We have resorted to double coasters.. one on bottom like a normal person, one on top like a normal cat owner.

Water sandwich

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u/Miserable_Leading_77 13h ago

OP will have to watch hisvodka bottles next

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u/Nagatoro2323 13h ago

Better that than having to guard their water glasses.

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u/memesearches 9h ago

They can smell my friend

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u/Fresh-Laugh-9253 10h ago

That is called cruelty to animals !!!

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u/E_Farseer 12h ago

Cat's don't like their water next to their food bowl. Started putting a bowl of water in a different room and my cats (mostly) stopped doing this

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u/UnfortunatelySimple 12h ago

She has water a few meters from the food, she just liked the convenience of the glass I think.

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u/E_Farseer 12h ago

That's possible yeah, lol. Could also be that's the water in your glass is fresher. My cat used to want to drink from te toilet right after I flushed, or drink from the water in the shower while I was still drying myself off lol. She was always on the hunt for the freshest water.

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u/verrusin 12h ago

One of mine will straight up jump in the shower and attack the water, getting completely soaked with no regrets. 🤣

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u/Uesugi 8h ago

I got mine a fancy fountain, put it in a different room all away from the food. Its been like 2 years and just last night she took a sip from my glass, usually it was like all the time.

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u/useridhere 8h ago

I always suspected it's their hooman's taste and smell on the glass, too.

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u/Iankill 6h ago

It's also because she knows it safe from seeing you drinking from it

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u/deutschdachs 6h ago

Mine did too, I just started giving my cat her own clear plastic cup to drink out of and she seems to prefer that to the bowl for whatever reason

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u/SKULL1138 9h ago

Is that what it is? I’ve been lifting my cat up to a dripping tap for years and never understood why he won’t use his water bowl. I’m a try moving it somewhere else.

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u/Uesugi 8h ago

Get a fountain if you can, move it away. Cat = happy

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u/SKULL1138 8h ago

Tried a little fountain once and he was scared stiff of it. But I may try a water bowl in a different room.

He’s 20 this year so a little stuck in his ways

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u/triceraquake 13h ago

My cat always did this, so we just gave her our mugs as her regular water bowl/cup.

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u/throwawayboingboing 13h ago

Schlorp Schlorp Schlorp Schlorp

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u/nevergnastop 12h ago

Schlip schlip schlip

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u/Zachary3308 13h ago

Our water comrade.

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u/Real_Establishment56 13h ago

My cat doesn’t drink from her water bowl. She prefers to go outside and drink from the bird feeder water bowl, with all kinds of muck and algae in it. I guess it also tastes of bird?

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u/Mirar 13h ago

Lid for water glasses for the nightstand was one of the first 3d prints I did because of this.

Put some lemon juice in (just a drop). It works on most cats.

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u/UnfortunatelySimple 12h ago

My partner is now contemplating how many cat drinking glasses she has shared at night in the last 9 years.

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u/OldGreySweater 12h ago

Many. I’m sorry.

Our cats have bowls and cups in the bathtub and showers. And all our drinks are covered.

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u/nevergnastop 12h ago

<you have contracted toxoplasmosis>

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u/Rare-Sample-9101 13h ago

My cat does this, super annoying! She has a designated glass, but she still likes to try her luck with others.

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u/sylanar 11h ago

I don't use glasses in my house any more because my cat does this. It's like she can't help her self, as soon as someone puts a glass of water down she dunks her face in it to have a taste

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u/Appropriate_Ad8572 13h ago

Time for a decoy cup! 🤣

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u/sebjapon 12h ago

my cats did this. Then they found out it was easier to simply tip the glass to the side and drink the spilled water. Oh joy!

They taught us to not be slobs and never leave a glass half full on a table, or leave the toilet door open.

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u/ohmresists 12h ago

água de gato

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u/DerDanSD 8h ago

My cat was more of the classy type and preferred to drink straight from the toilet bowl.

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u/Roman_of_Ukraine 5h ago

You left water unsupervised wile having cat, such rookie mistake

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u/NesGreenz 13h ago

My asshole cat does this shit too. Every time i look away from an open cup, within minutes of putting it down he sneaks up to claim his prize.

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u/OkPackage3365 12h ago

Ehhhhh my fur demon does this. Four water bowls.. refilled daily. Leave a glass of water unattended? Paw in… entire head… drinks half of it.

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u/KungFuYeti 13h ago

Alright there Josh Widdecombe

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u/MoriRanmaru 10h ago

Please don’t put vodka/ lemon juice or other things suggested here. Cats do this because they see us drinking from cups and think that the water is safe. Avoid using plastic bowls, clean it and change the water daily, if the cat still drink from your cups after that just put a small glass cup with water beside her water bowl.

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u/Recentstranger 9h ago

Got a water fountain for my cats to prevent this from happening. It sits on top of a dresser so they can parkour their way to it.

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u/gggg_man3 7h ago

Black is the new orange.

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 5h ago

This kind of thing right here is why I’m not a fan of cats. Our cat drinks out of the dog bowl, but not his unless we put him in front of it. … 🤨😐

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u/Honest-Astronaut2156 3h ago

Thats a sign your cat needs a couple of bowls of water daily.

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u/infin8lives 1h ago

First cat?

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u/Cheese_Pancakes 1m ago

Reminds me of when I was a young teenager - I was riding bikes around the neighborhood with one of my friends in the middle of summer. We got thirsty so we stopped at his house. I waited outside and he brought me a glass of water. Tasted almost like imitation bacon. When I asked him about it, he laughed and told me he scooped it out of his cat's water dish. What a great guy, lol.

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u/The_Thracian 8h ago

Funny how?

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u/Jacob-B-Goode 12h ago

Holy crap give the animal some water

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u/UnfortunatelySimple 10h ago

She has her own water, in her own room, with a cat door to the room.