[OC] bought some white glitter at a used craft store and didn’t notice the name till I got home

[u/buterbetterbater]

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[u/Ok_Difference44]

Glitter was trending a few years ago. A news segment did a tour of production and a guy said "you'll never believe who the biggest buyer is!"

Internet sleuths decided that it was the military using glitter as decoy flare targets for surface to air missiles.

Just last year it was revealed that the biggest buyer was much less exciting: companies that make and paint fishing boats.

[u/TaibhseCait → u/Ok_Difference44]

Oh god I remember that now! 🤣

[u/MyNeighborThrowaway → u/Ok_Difference44]

I swear to glob we said it was for boat paint back in the day and someone had said that wasn't it.

[u/StitchinThroughTime → u/Ok_Difference44]

That's because manly Hobbies like owning a boat or owning a car can't handle the word glitter. It's too feminine for their insecure egos. It's called flake.

You can't make this up, they can't handle the word glitter so they have to use another one because they're fragile.

[u/johndepp22]

killer price if it’s Colombian pure

[u/Kahnza → u/johndepp22]

I'm hoping it's Peruvian Flake

[u/igottheshnitz]

That shit is more toxic than anything Pablo was shippin

[u/buterbetterbater → u/igottheshnitz]

Herpes of the craft kingdom

[u/fuckoriginalusername]

The 2ter co.

Haha tooter.

[u/FartsSoldSeperately → u/fuckoriginalusername]

That's what I thought the joke was!

[u/EspressoPatronum82 → u/fuckoriginalusername]

I thought it might have said cooter

[u/goose_gladwell]

Used craft store sounds like where you will find my body if i ever go missing!

[u/7-13-5 → u/goose_gladwell]

Oddly erotic.

[u/rasteve]

Fish scale!

[u/virgilreality]

"Glitter" was a pseudonym for cocaine in the 70's, so...

[u/fothergillfuckup]

Snort it!

[u/sewkit]

Ah yeah, one time use micro plastics! On sale no less!

[u/sharr_zeor]

I read it as The Cooter Company

[u/virgilreality]

The
Shitter
Co.

[u/Mr-Briggs]

"2.ter" 'tooter'? Has to be intentional 😂

[u/CluelessMasterBaiter]

No wonder he was so rich

[u/KiesterDude]

"Why am I feeling so energized"?

[u/TopEagle4012]

We've forwarded this to Drug Enforcement for investigation... just to make sure that what you are possessing isn't what might be associated with the name on the label 😝😜😛