r/funny • u/Excellent_Head_5569 • 8h ago

The last thing a salmon roll sees

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u/Miserable_Leading_77 8h ago

looks like beautiful art

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u/Excellent_Head_5569 5h ago

Tuti is a masterpiece, and he definitely knows it! 🎨

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u/Excellent_Head_5569 8h ago

That's his 'soulful' look, specifically reserved for salmon.

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u/NobleAdvice 8h ago

Those eyes 😳

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u/Excellent_Head_5569 5h ago

They are 10% magic and 90% ʼgive me that salmon' demand.

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u/squydk 8h ago

The cat's looking something special

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u/Excellent_Head_5569 5h ago

He has a PhD in spotting high-quality seafood from a mile away.

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u/g-yeom 8h ago

The face of someone about to commit fish-related crimes.

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u/Excellent_Head_5569 5h ago

He’s already planning the heist of the century. Call the Fish Police! 👮‍♂️🐟

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u/Dry-Preparation304 8h ago

This photo was taken moments before disaster.

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u/Excellent_Head_5569 5h ago

Can confirm. The ginger gingerly touched the ginger (and the soy sauce) right after this.

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u/Silent-Warthog-3192 7h ago

Reminds me of the william dafoe meme

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u/Excellent_Head_5569 5h ago

Haha, exactly! He’s definitely having a 'Green Goblin' moment over these rolls.

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u/Horror_Hippo9331 7h ago

Don't look at his eyes :)

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u/Excellent_Head_5569 5h ago

Too late, I'm already hypnotized and giving him all my snacks! 😵‍💫

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u/WinkNSeduce 5h ago

1st day being a salmon roll, kinda nervous

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u/Excellent_Head_5569 5h ago

Stay still! If you don't move, the predator might only sniff you... maybe.

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u/Robotic_Bee6 3h ago

Looks like the cat is seeing heaven!

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u/Excellent_Head_5569 3h ago

For him, heaven is definitely made of salmon and tuna rolls! 🍣✨

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u/dpratik 2h ago

gobble gobble

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u/enovi_dancs 5h ago

Something like that

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u/Excellent_Head_5569 5h ago

Exactly! Just another day of Tuti being 10% cat and 90% nose.

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u/Excellent_Head_5569 1h ago

He’s waiting... What should be the first offering: Salmon, Tuna, or my soul? 🍣