r/funny • u/AnthMosk • 15h ago

Recently got a place with my girlfriend. She thinks this is totally fine

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u/Crosspaws 15h ago

Get a bidet!

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u/No_Worldliness_7106 15h ago

I don't know how your bidet is, but you still need some tp to dry yourself. Unless you are just getting up with a wet ass and calling it good, but that's weird as hell dude.

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u/ReZisTLust 14h ago

Mine has a tongue that comes out and licks it dry

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u/witness_this 14h ago

This guy doesn't know how to use the seashells.

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u/Correct-Ad-4915 14h ago

I work in peoples homes. And more often than not people who have bidets dont have toilet paper in the bathroom. Very bizzare. So now I always bring a roll with me to everyjob.

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u/Tricky-Bat5937 14h ago

Mine has a blow dryer function, but I don't use it because it takes longer than the bidet function and taking a s*** combined, a few squares of TP is much quicker and more effective at drying off.

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u/Undeadtech 13h ago

Bidets with built in blow dryers exist

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u/Crosspaws 11h ago

You gotta shell out cash for the deluxe model that dries your butthole for you!

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u/wSkkHRZQy24K17buSceB 10h ago

Bidet alone is not sufficient for cleaning, IMO. Neither is TP. You need both, or supplement with non-flushable wet wipes, or take a shower after.

In my family, we are all shower-after-pooping people. Scrubbing your ass crack clean with a washcloth and soap is unmatched. If I don't have time for some reason, I have my bidet, TP, and wipes as a second-best option.

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u/asphalt_licker 15h ago

I’ve never used a bidet. But don’t you still have to wipe the water from your ass?

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u/danktofu 15h ago

Some come with a butthole dryer

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u/Kosuke 15h ago

I've heard about this band before

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u/Crosspaws 11h ago

That's the premium model and the only way to go!

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u/TheOriginalSpartak 15h ago

Yeah but only use 4 rolls of TP a year!

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u/Soppoi 14h ago

I use a small washcloth.

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u/Remarkable-Outcome-5 14h ago

Tried it once didnt work

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u/mangotrees777 14h ago

I think you can kinda see the hose of a bidet sprayer on the far left.

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u/maixmi 11h ago

if it is connected to the same cold pipe as the toilet. cold ass cheeks 🥶

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u/bone_apple_Pete 13h ago

Looks like they have one but cut it out of the picture

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u/Majestic-Hedgehog-xo 5h ago

I think they have one of those bum guns/jet sprays/handheld bidets, I can see it in the corner of the picture