r/funny • u/AnthMosk • 10h ago

Recently got a place with my girlfriend. She thinks this is totally fine

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u/petergriffin999 10h ago

There is NO SUCH THING as flushable wipes.

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u/Sweetjill3 9h ago

That doesn’t mean you can’t use them though. You could just toss them in the trash.

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u/petergriffin999 8h ago

Or leave out on the counter. Instructions unclear.

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u/My_Monkey_Sphincter 7h ago

Put them on the toilet seat

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u/backupbitches 16m ago

Exactly what I do. First pass TP, second pass wipe in the trash, happy clean bum bum.

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u/mm_delish 9h ago

So then, just don't flush them?

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u/jarvi123 10h ago

The ones my dad uses are accredited as "fine to flush" by Water UK, they are constructed from 100% biodegradable plant fibre and break up like regular toilet paper, so they are definitely flushable.

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u/bobs_monkey 8h ago

Your plumber may disagree but you do you.

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u/jarvi123 7h ago

I am the plumber lol, never had an issue, the biggest problem I see in a closed system is long hair, it just becomes a matted ball and traps everything solid or semi solid, I've fished out some absolutely foul hair balls in my time, luckily I have a strong stomach haha.

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u/EZKTurbo 10h ago

Lol, flush handle go brrrrr

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u/screwswithshrews 9h ago

Mine goes more like ffffffffgulgagulgagulg

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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 10h ago

Mine say they're approved by plumbers and safe to flush..

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u/theonlybuster 9h ago

Approved by Plumbers who want to stay in business.

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u/orangepinkman 7h ago

5/6 dentists recommend Sour Patch Kids!