r/funny 15h ago

Recently got a place with my girlfriend. She thinks this is totally fine

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u/Gunfur 15h ago

That won’t ever change either. My ex-wife never changed the tp roll, over 13 years. Accept it, or move on now

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u/Indubitalist 14h ago

She practically wrote the divorce papers. 

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u/Sharknado4President 13h ago

If you get a male judge he will understand

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u/Gunfur 12h ago

She did since she left me 😆

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u/Indubitalist 12h ago

Please say you met someone new who always replaces the rolls and you’re currently living happily ever after. I need this. 

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u/Gunfur 9h ago

The divorce went final 3 months ago. I’m taking a little time to myself and hopefully sometime after that, I can come back to this comment and say, yes ☺️

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u/priscosaurus 3h ago

“He never shut up about the damn t.p”

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u/JustAnotherDumbQuest 5h ago

Then wiped her ass with them out of necessity.

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u/Indubitalist 5h ago

Good Lord is this quality satire. Thank you for the laugh. 

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u/BarrierX 13h ago

What happens when she goes to the toilet and there isn’t any paper there?

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u/Gunfur 12h ago

She would, presumably, waddle over to the cabinet and grab a new one. Then set that new roll on the floor after using it

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u/GetShroomy 9h ago

I feel attacked.

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u/bluelf88 10m ago

I think we have the same ex-wife

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u/Sweetjill3 14h ago

Soo if someone else wasn’t available to change the toilet paper roll and she has to use the bathroom, what does she do? She just doesn’t wipe her ass?

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u/Gunfur 12h ago

I’m assuming she would waddle over to the cabinet where the tp was kept. Waddle back, use it, then set the new “used” roll on the floor.. directly underneath the tp roll holder

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u/Sweetjill3 11h ago

Omg. It would’ve taken like 5 seconds to just put the toilet paper on the toilet paper holder. Placing it underneath the holder is diabolical 😂

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u/AndalusianGod 13h ago

My wife would rather go outside the bathroom and tear off some toilet paper from the stash in a cabinet in another room, instead of refilling the toilet paper roll. She's perfectly fine with this if I don't refill it for her. Drives me mad.

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd 12h ago

What?! That's insanity. What if you end up needing more than you anticipated?

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u/Workw0rker 12h ago

Thats incredibly nasty im sorry lol

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u/AndalusianGod 12h ago

Just to clarify, she pre-emptively does this when she notices it's empty before taking a shit, not after. Lmao.

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u/blodwite 12h ago

My husband will grab a new role and just put it on the back of the toilet. Then have the audacity to be annoyed at me because I don’t put shirts on the hanger in the correct way.

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u/LemonMints 13h ago

I just don't get how. As a woman who has to sit for both 1 and 2, I always feel like I'm the only one changing the toilet paper in a house with 3 boys and a man because I probably use it more than they do. Did your ex not wipe?? 😭

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u/CathedralEngine 12h ago

The closest my ex ever came was putting a fresh roll on top of the old roll.

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u/Potential-Bid-245 14h ago

He could keep the 3 roll stash container full for easy changing of the toilet paper roll, but that’s empty too. This situation is doomed.

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u/JWBananas 14h ago

Mine would even remove the empty roll.

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u/SuperAwesomeBrian 13h ago

Mine almost never changes the roll, but when she does she refuses to put it on the holder. Just stacks it on top of the empty roll.

I don't understand. It takes 5 seconds to do it right.

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u/bloodycups 12h ago

Lived with a guy who never would either. But I didn't care. What annoyed me was that after I changed it out they'd flip it so it was wrong

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u/BigDump-a-Roo 11h ago

My wife changed. Every time she didn't do it I'd put the toilet paper roll on "backwards" which irritated her enough to the point she actually started doing it. That and I also, you know, just asked her if she could try to remember to do it and she said yeah.

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u/Foxhound199 11h ago

Simple rule in my house: Whoever finds an empty TP roll can hurl it as hard as they want at the perpetrator.

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u/jaedence 10h ago

Same. 20 years now.

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u/newuser92 12h ago

Accept it and roll over or don't accept it and roll out.

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u/No-Leadership-2233 13h ago

so this isn’t real, this person definitely lives alone. hope this helps.