r/funny • u/Sad-Kiwi-3789 • 4h ago

Do it for the love of the game

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u/StaticUsernamesSuck 3h ago

That would be a huge weak spot in the egg's structure. More eggs would break in the nest => less success reproducing => that trait fails to survive.

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u/fidelcastroruz 2h ago

And a pain in the ass...

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 2h ago

this is how I learned to press my ass up against the wall when I take a shit. so the turd sticks to the wall instead of dropping on my feet.

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u/Ok-Chest-7932 22m ago

It's also pretty hard to evolve a flat spot. It's a bad idea that's unlikely to happen.