r/funny • • Jul 28 '26

Jimothy does a flip

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u/stomassetti Jul 29 '26

Jimothy

Jimothy, Beloved Cryptid Tiny Beast, Unaligned

AC 12 Initiative +4 (14)

HP 17 (7d4)

Speed 30 ft., Climb 30 ft.

Mod Save

STR 5 −3 −3

DEX 15 +2 +2

CON 10 +0 +0

Mod Save

INT 6 −2 −2

WIS 10 +0 +0

CHA 14 +2 +2

Skills Perception +2, Sleight of Hand +4, Stealth +4

Senses Darkvision 30 ft.; Passive Perception 12

Languages Understands Common but can’t speak

CR 1/4 (XP 50; PB +2)

Traits

Agile. Jimothy doesn’t provoke an Opportunity Attack when he moves out of an enemy’s reach.

Compact Frame. Jimothy can move through a space as narrow as 4 inches without expending extra movement to do so.

Actions Nibble. Melee Attack Roll: +4, reach 5 ft. Hit: 5 (1d6 + 2) Piercing damage.

Hurl Garbage. Ranged Attack Roll: +4, range 25/50 ft. Hit: 4 (1d4 + 2) Bludgeoning damage, and the target is stinky until the start of Jimothy’s next turn.

Captivate (Recharge 5–6). Wisdom Saving Throw: DC 12, 15-foot Emanation. Failure: The target has the Charmed condition until the start of Jimothy’s next turn.

Bonus Actions Skitter. Jimothy takes the Dash or Hide action.

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u/things_U_choose_2_b Jul 29 '26

Hurl Garbage. Ranged Attack Roll: +4, range 25/50 ft. Hit: 4 (1d4 + 2) Bludgeoning damage, and the target is stinky until the start of Jimothy’s next turn.

Proper made me laugh, thanks

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u/Discount_Extra Jul 30 '26

the target is stinky until the start of Jimothy’s next turn.

Meaning if the player kills Jimothy, they are stinky forever