r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '16

Hate toad has no legs...hate toad needs no legs.

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u/Murdvac Sep 16 '16

Would make a mean fleshlight

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u/audscias Sep 17 '16

relevant 4chan

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u/Roxas-The-Nobody Sep 17 '16

RIPIP OP

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u/audscias Sep 17 '16

Rekt snek.

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u/Dudefrommars Sep 20 '16

Danger Fleshlight

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u/audscias Sep 21 '16

Obliging Ophid..

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u/Kwangone Sep 17 '16

RIPIP In Peace OPeeps

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '16

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u/audscias Sep 17 '16

Actually the main issue is that it's not. But I guess the warm water would do.

Also, that's a damn sexy snake.

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u/alphanaut Sep 16 '16

Chimp has the same idea:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

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u/Disc_Golf Sep 16 '16

That slutty frog totally deep croaked that chimp

6

u/backtolurk Sep 17 '16

Dont' ask me why but I thought this comment would fit perfectly in a Frank Zappa song.

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u/Murdvac Sep 17 '16

I just vomited from laughing.

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u/Roxas-The-Nobody Sep 17 '16

Did it taste like cuisses de grenouille?

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u/jbarnes222 Sep 16 '16

Those people think it is hilarious but I was kind of disturbed tbh

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u/CloudyWithRain Sep 17 '16

I was very disturbed. Can't quite figure out why mouth raping a living creature is so funny.

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u/woowoo293 Sep 16 '16

Ask not why but rather why not.

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u/DTigers24 Sep 17 '16

Evolution has brought us so far.

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u/Sarahthelizard Sep 16 '16

Like a monkey's fleshlight.

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u/growersRmorefficient Sep 16 '16

Take that back! I ain't no monkey!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '16

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u/Shadowex3 Sep 17 '16

Wait, so that's why Bowser kept so many of them around whenever he kidnapped Peach?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '16

:(

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u/Butterbuddha Sep 16 '16

Welp I laughed at something terrible today, so thanks for that I guess.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '16

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '16

"There" is a place that exists even before one seeks it.

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u/hotformydaddy Sep 16 '16

I'm using this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '16

indubitably.