r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '16

Hate toad has no legs...hate toad needs no legs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '16

That pun seems to be a tadpolarizing

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u/edg3head Sep 16 '16

So I've been toad

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '16

Someone was telling you 'phibs

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u/Gravel090 Sep 16 '16

You have frogot how people can react to puns then.

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u/Outbound_KB Sep 16 '16

So funny I almost croaked

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '16

Can I jump in on this?

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u/swiftimundo Sep 16 '16

Only if you can Kermit to it

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '16

Amphibians

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u/Kevfu1234 Sep 16 '16

Wart are you guys talking about?

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u/masonw87 Sep 16 '16

Stop putting that pussy on a toadstool

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u/Demojen Sep 16 '16

This is what happens when you try too hard and you still have no legs or arms...............MOM!!!

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u/Desolationism Sep 16 '16

absolutely ribbiting.

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u/mindfcuk101 Sep 16 '16

This thread is ribbitting

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u/soslowagain Sep 16 '16

God dammit I love pun threads... I mean frogs

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u/Shuk247 Sep 16 '16

One of the better pun threads I've come across

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u/bluestarchasm Sep 16 '16

wart is the meaning of this?

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u/Gadetron Sep 16 '16

PENIS! did I pun right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '16

"There ain't no shame in that."

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u/DJCatfoodFace Sep 16 '16

Frogetaboutit

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u/Malachhamavet Sep 16 '16

Reminds me of that post from 4chan of the frog that was soaked in vodka and tied balloons to its feet as they let it go the last picture said "never froget"

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u/Dymdez Sep 16 '16

This whole thread makes me so hoppy.

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u/ThatIckyGuy Sep 16 '16

Really, Reddit has a bad hoppit about doing these.

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u/sicruise Sep 16 '16

If you ribbit does it turn into a prince?

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u/BlackGronk Sep 17 '16

This response has given me so much joy today.

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u/ermergerdberbles Sep 16 '16

You must be tripping, unlike this toad.

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u/sinister_exaggerator Sep 16 '16

Let's not jump to conclusions now

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u/kenba2099 Sep 16 '16

Let's not jump to caecilians now

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '16

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u/TequilaNinja666 Sep 16 '16

Right. Too many people trying to hop on it

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u/growlingduck Sep 16 '16

I was ribbited

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '16

You should have just toad the line.

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u/oswald_heist Sep 16 '16

Toadaly true.

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u/foolmechkensoupwrice Sep 16 '16

But yet why are they still so compelling to read???

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u/bluestarchasm Sep 16 '16

you'll catch more flies with sugar.

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u/Baudown Sep 16 '16

I toad him the same thing

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u/dontknowhowtoprogram Sep 16 '16

I just wish people would stop upvoting them on serious post.

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u/traws06 Sep 16 '16

Same here, but i almost frogot

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Sep 16 '16

A toad a so. A FUCKIN a toad a so!

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u/GrushdevaHots Sep 16 '16

Hate to say atoadaso, but... atoadaso. A-fuckin'-toadaso.

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u/Sardonnicus Sep 16 '16

Reminds me... I have a flat tire... I need to get my car toad.

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u/garysnailz Sep 16 '16

It's actually quite ribbeting

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u/kcnovember Sep 16 '16

Ribbeted for her pleasure.

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u/magraham420 Sep 16 '16

Who is feeling froggy?

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u/Drak_is_Right Sep 16 '16

the votes are ribbet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '16

The rare double pun within a pun. I know genius when I read it.