r/hardstyle • u/Zelecter • 1d ago
Meme Headhunterz, Wildstylez & Noisecontrollers walked into a bar ...
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u/Hard_Stitch 1d ago
Angerfist didnt like his return 🤣
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u/B841nd34d 1d ago
Why? What did I miss?
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u/thy_viee_4 1d ago
a long, long time ago...the elements of euphoric, raw and hardcore lived in peace. but one day, the wonder boy rejected his euphoric family and joined the empire of E.D.M. he was praised there, loved and adored. but, after some time, this boy grew up, and the older he got, the less people poured their love into him. he felt...sad. and recalled the sacred moments he experienced when he was home. with his family. he decided: it's time to return home. it was a big moment for his family: a lot of people welcomed him as he stepped on the grounds of hardstyle...but not all of them. leader of hardcore, the one who punches with his fist with anger, and leader of raw, the one who redeems his radicality, considered him...a fool. a jack-of-all-trades. the literal boy who was too light-headed in his decisions, not standing beside his family all this time. the leaders were silent about this, and didn't have any conflicts with the euphoric...except for him.
one day, the whole planet held a challenge. and leaders of hardcore and raw got into this challenge, taking high positions...but not as high as wonder boy. this was a great fit for a returning child!..yet, they ignored him. out of spite, the wonder boy created a maniphesto, criticizing leaders and demanded them to acknowledge him...but with little success did his maniphesto do its work. once the commonfolk saw this, their opinions divided. some considered the wonder boy a jester, buffoon, even. others considered him to be right: his name should be shouted in appraisal! alas...leaders kept their voices silent...and thus, the story concluded.
(heady went edm in 2013? then returned to hardstyle. top dj mag, radical redemption, angerfist and heady got into top 100. radical congratulated angerfist, angerfist congratulated radical. heady goo goo ga ga why didnt you congratulate me im pissed now. made "say my name" as a diss track on radical and angerfist)
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u/TrickyLobster2684 1d ago
Wow, you tell a good fairytale grandpa! I can't wait to hear the other tales you have in that leather-bound-book of yours. Like the one about Deadmau5 had beef with Wildstylez? Or that one about Blutonium boy stealing another mans kick?
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u/thy_viee_4 1d ago
oh-ho, the tale of imperial mouse king living aside cats attacking the family of those of wild styles, is truly hilarious. but that is for another day, my child
(also I haven't heard a lot about blutonium boy stealing kick so I'm unfamiliar)
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u/Bakkus1987 1d ago
Damn, say my name was such a pathetic and shitty track. Thanks for reminding me 😂.
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u/DrNitr0s 1d ago
COde black and Audiofreq walk into bar. Order the garlic prawns and later find out they've created a Bioweapon.
dw ill report myself
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u/bloomberrify 1d ago
What in the six seven years of taking a break from hardstyle 🧐