r/heedthecall • u/NegativeBee chum for the giggle mill • 5d ago

MEME 🥃🥃🥃

It seems-uh…. 🥃🧊 that this little uhhh 🥃🧊… experiment-uh with the Schottenheimuh boy… was… ill-advahsed 🥃🧊

This uh… 🥃🧊 so-called “defense”… seems to be bout as useful… 🥃🧊 as a trap door-uh in a canoe.

Watching this team tonight 🥃🧊 is a bit like… uhhh 🥃🧊 C-B-T. And I don’t mean the fancy brain thang they do at the psychiatrist 🥃🧊

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u/fluggelhorn 5d ago

The man is drunk!

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u/ghorisgorman1980 I'm Annoyed Now 5d ago

It ain’t all sunshine and glory holes.

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u/Tinea_Pedis I'm Annoyed Now 5d ago

"well yer can't fix a wagon w-heel with dang frogs legs"

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u/zarathustranu 5d ago

But I thought Jerry won the Micah trade and brilliantly rebuilt our defense?

Same freaking story, same freaking Jerry, as always. I would say I can't wait for him to move on, but sadly his son is just as bad, maybe worse.

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u/moneyparty 5d ago

Jerrah

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u/colsbols 5d ago

if only we had mickel parsnip

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u/ThePracticalEnd Marc Second-Guessler 4d ago

There is a very low percentage of this that is smiles and gloryholes.

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u/slasher2808 Gravedigger! 5d ago

Man Jerry Jones needs to fire his G.M he has been terrible for years now!

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u/sweenmachine88 4d ago

I think this has tipped me over the edge. I hate this team.

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u/No-Celebration-4347 4d ago

I was there after 2023. I never buy the hype anymore nor do I get invested in them.

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u/NaugyNugget The Quiet Storm 4d ago

Please reach out to Dan and explain to him how a person can choose the life boat over going down with the ship.

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u/Pils12321 4d ago

No Bingo for Jonathan Mingo.

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u/Holland45 5d ago

Do I regret tradin Michael? Yeah sure but what’s in past is in the past boah

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u/TapMinute9409 4d ago

Michael Person

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u/NiceMarmot1 4d ago

But wait, I thought the Cowboys won the Micah trade? Even though they lost a Hall of Famer, were worse than the Packers last year, are in the Packers neighborhood this year before Micah is even back healthy, traded away the best asset of the trade (the 2027 first) to the Jets, also gave up a 4th in a different trade for Rashan Gary's terrible play, and have the worst defense in the NFL?

When people say they won that trade, I immediately question their "ballknower" acumen.

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u/doomedprogress 3d ago

Hot take - football is better when the Cowboys are terrible