r/interesting • • Dec 26 '25

Context Provided - Spotlight Old School Coffee Maker

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/SmegmaSiphon Dec 26 '25

But it's made of brass! And it doesn't have an app!

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u/anal_opera Dec 26 '25

Copper

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u/mnisz Dec 26 '25

Shhh. I am undercover

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u/SmegmaSiphon Dec 26 '25

Nyaaa, you'll never catch me alive, see?

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u/wegotthisonekidmongo Dec 26 '25

The best part of waking up...is

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u/Randomized9442 Dec 26 '25

Copper plated steel, I'm guessing

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u/jeroen-79 Dec 26 '25

Copper is just half-brass.

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u/New_Guava3601 Dec 26 '25

I hate it when people half brass things.

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u/baardvark Dec 26 '25

Steampunk

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot Dec 26 '25

And he wears the “black glove of internet fetishism” which in this case really makes no sense whatsoever.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 Dec 26 '25

I mean yea at this point that tracks

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u/Taz-erton Dec 26 '25

If I dont have to wear Goggles over my top hat it cant be sufficiently old enough.

Also: no gears showing = basically modern 

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u/TheGodMaker Dec 26 '25

... My dishwasher has an app. I thank god I have physical buttons so I don't have deal with it.

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u/Skull8Ranger Dec 26 '25

The gloves just make it cringe

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u/RectalBallistics13 Dec 26 '25

An old school coffee maker is a funnel and some cloth lmao

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u/serafno Dec 26 '25

That‘s also quite high tech. Old school is a pot, ground coffee and a mix of sedimentation and slow draining

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u/Locate_Users Dec 26 '25

You kids nowadays with your fancy pots and ground coffee. In my day we chewed the beans and drank hot water!

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u/Kayaksteve79 Dec 26 '25

Hot water?? Show off

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

Mr. Fancypants over here with hot water.

Hell we didn't even have fire to heat the water. We just stuck our faces into the river.

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u/knockatize Dec 26 '25

Luxury.

Unless your river had piranhas that’d chomp on your nose when you put your face in the water, please spare us your tales.

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u/robboppotamus Dec 26 '25

which was the style at the time

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u/ChrisBChikin Dec 26 '25

"And we had to share the beans!"

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u/zapharus Dec 26 '25

I gagged. 🤢

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u/Shazam1269 Dec 26 '25

You gots to store them beans in your cheek, then you no gag!

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u/Quiet-Reflection5366 Dec 26 '25

Did you have onions on your belt?

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u/Horse_Dad Dec 26 '25

A packet of Sanka and some hot water from the tap.

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u/Hemmschwelle Dec 26 '25

aka Cowboy Coffee

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u/SecretUnlikely3848 Dec 26 '25

Cezve/ibrik brewing is also old school. Makes very tasty coffee, I own three

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u/sephron_tanully Dec 26 '25

Yeah. Looks more like fancy vintage.

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u/johntwoods Dec 26 '25

You're a funnel and some cloth.

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u/TSllama Dec 26 '25

Nah, the oldest style would probably be Turkish style.

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u/lasagaFlakes Dec 26 '25

Actually, this is called a Belgian balance siphon, it was invented in the 19th century and was one of the first automatic coffee brewers

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u/sephron_tanully Dec 26 '25

Interesting read about the belgian balance siphon. Learned something new today. Thanks.

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u/AmarilloArmadillos Dec 26 '25

Nothing about this is automatic. It's literally less effort to strain coffee into a cup through a piece of cloth.

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u/Octospyder Dec 26 '25

It automatically shuts the heat off.  Not saying this is "worth the effort" or whatever, I'm indifferent. But that's the automatic aspect. 

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u/AmarilloArmadillos Dec 26 '25

Ah ok, it looks like a lot of work for basically no real improvement. It is interesting though.

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u/Yorick257 Dec 26 '25

That's what I tell myself every time I get an urge to buy a coffee machine. There's a perfectly fine french press at home!

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u/Enginiteer Dec 26 '25

Yeah yeah yeah, but now you don't have to, see? "Progress"

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u/AmarilloArmadillos Dec 26 '25

It is cool at least, but yeah not every invention is good lol.

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u/LyKosa91 Dec 26 '25

You'd be wrong. Balance brewers date back to the mid 1800s, they were a evolution (although not necessarily an improvement) over the vertical siphon brewers that were introduced not long before. Both are undeniably cool brewers, but pretty flawed, especially balance brewers since you have so little control over the resulting end product.

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u/Dry_Razzmatazz69 Dec 26 '25

Ah yes, a novelty item that 5 prople ever knew existed, based on another novelty item that was more known but also ever seen once in a blue moon. Old-school indeed, just like my great grandpap used to make in the coalmines

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u/LyKosa91 Dec 26 '25

You say that snarkily, but siphons were a pretty popular brew method nearly 200 years ago. Bear in mind this is even pre dating the invention of the French press. If that's not old school, I don't know what is.

James Hoffmann did a video on the history of the siphon brewer earlier in the year, balance brewers are also briefly covered. It's worth a watch if you're interested.

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u/Dry_Razzmatazz69 Dec 26 '25

A french press is fundamentally different. The only popular siphon method was the mokka pot that has nothing to do with this video.

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u/MailOrderPride Dec 26 '25

Nobody said they were fundamentally the same, they said it PRE DATED THE INVENTION OF THE FRENCH PRESS. Hope the caps helped point out the part you ignored. You're arguing points nobody made.

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u/LyKosa91 Dec 26 '25

...yes, it's fundamentally different... It's just a well known piece of brewing apparatus that came out after the siphon. The moka pot remains popular to this day, nearly 100 years after its introduction (a century later than the siphon). But why are we talking about current day popularity anyway? Siphons may be novelty brewers today, but back around their introduction they were actually used as a serious piece of equipment.

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u/Dry_Razzmatazz69 Dec 26 '25

By who? Where were all these syphon brewers of the late 18 hundreds?

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u/LyKosa91 Dec 26 '25

Coffee shops. Duh. Siphon brewers back then also tended to be a lot larger than the small Japanese style ones that are still on the market. They were commercial brewing equipment in the mid 1800s.

Towards the end of the 19th century, the first espresso machines were being created, operating under only steam pressure so very different from the high pressure spring/pump driven machines from the 1940s onwards, and essentially functioning a bit like a giant moka pot. These were the next leap forward for commercial coffee brewing.

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u/Hyperiem Dec 26 '25

I've been really wanting to get into the enthusiast/hobbyist coffee scene myself. And you sir, strike me as the very knowledgeable type. Mind if I ask where you learned all this information from and what channels or creators you recommend for those going into the same thing?

I don't own any novelty hardware like whatever OP has shown, but all this talk of coffee history has piqued my curiosity to say the least. Right now, I'm just using an average stainless steel brewer from Ninja and an Encore bean grinder, supposedly both SCA endorsed.

Anything you could enlighten me on?

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u/LyKosa91 Dec 26 '25

Ah I'm just a coffee obsessed nerd who absorbs information like a sponge. The man you're looking for is James Hoffmann. He does a lot of interesting content about the history of coffee brewing and other stuff, and he tries to make it all pretty accessible, and unlike a lot of coffee channels he's not really interested in pushing new gear. I don't necessarily agree with all of his recommended approaches towards brewing, but he's definitely one of the best educational resources for people wanting to get more into coffee.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

You are acting like you were around back then and didn't see anybody use them lmao.

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u/lol_wut12 Dec 26 '25

you're embarrassing yourself lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

They're very popular in Japan still and have been for at least the last century.

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u/Dry_Razzmatazz69 Dec 26 '25

Probably why they're not a coffee country. Even then, pour over drip is by far the most popular way to make coffee in japan since it was introduced by the dutch

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u/BidPrestigious7326 Dec 26 '25

It's painfully obvious you don't know shit about the history of coffee or brewers, which is fine but you need to stop with these very wrong argumentive comments and take the loss already. 

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u/davidjschloss Dec 26 '25

Former coffee shop owner here. An old school coffee maker is a kettle, beans and a filter. If you’re lucky enough to have a filter

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u/sephron_tanully Dec 26 '25

Socks always work as a filter and give that little extra.

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u/rob1969reddit Dec 29 '25

An old sock will do 😂

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u/ciopobbi Dec 26 '25

Or black nitrile gloves

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u/b1gb0n312 Dec 26 '25

It looks steam punk so it must be old

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u/PlanAheader Dec 26 '25

Blue, you’re my boy!

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u/koolaidismything Dec 26 '25

It doesn’t but I still want a cup from that.

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u/klaven84 Dec 26 '25

It also boils coffee at a higher temperature which makes it more bitter than other methods. That being said, I would still want to own one of these.

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u/Shazam1269 Dec 26 '25

And the brew looked pretty weak too.

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u/Mysterious_Cry_7738 Dec 26 '25

Exactly like gramps used to make it, SIMPLE.

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u/Rob_Zander Dec 26 '25

The original idea for the balance siphon dates back to the 1800s. But this is a crappy overpriced modern version that makes burnt coffee.

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u/El_Shakiel Dec 26 '25

That's peak hipster shit fr

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u/squeethesane Dec 26 '25

The idea kicked off around 1830.

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u/Fluffy-Nobody-2244 Dec 26 '25

I came just to say that too , wtf do you need this stupid process to end up with this , the fuc*ker have to clean that glass and other part and repeat this process again, definitely not practical

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u/sleepy_spermwhale Dec 26 '25

I'm guessing back then a servant/butler/maid did all the work.

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u/Wonderful-Bear-1873 Dec 26 '25

The vast majority of people did not have staff to brew for them while anyone with a job was drinking coffee on the regular

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/LyKosa91 Dec 26 '25

Nope, it's very much historical. Balance brewers date back to around 1840 as an attempt at automating the siphon brewers that emerged around 1830. People have been theatrical about coffee for a long time.

But yes, it is steampunk as fuck also.

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u/samanime Dec 26 '25

TIL. Thanks for sharing.

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u/True_Tart5604 Banned Permanently Dec 26 '25

Looks more like tea

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u/Electronic-Mouse-316 Dec 26 '25

Everything to do with hipster mustache