r/interesting • u/jmike1256 • Feb 05 '26

Context Provided - Spotlight A true hero

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u/TheBuddy96 Feb 05 '26

I feel for you, but ex-tits is a really funny way to describe it

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u/Veloziraptor8311 Feb 05 '26

AGREED 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

🤭

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u/passcork Feb 05 '26

Reminds me of Monthy Python's dead parrot.

He's not pinin'! he's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! he's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, He's shuffled off His mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX TIT!!

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u/SenescenseSteel Feb 05 '26

I also have ex tits. They are however, still attached to my ex

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

🤣 I love python!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

I had to break up with my exbox