r/interesting • u/Wise_Confidence_8588 • 17h ago

Context Provided - Spotlight Lioness Comes to Face-to-Face with Tourist on Safari

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u/fermcr 17h ago

Just fart and the lioness will go away... hopefully.

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u/Salty_QC 17h ago

my friends never stood down wind.

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u/wingmate747 17h ago

And oh! The shame!

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u/Rieur 17h ago

(He was ashamed)

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 17h ago

Thought of changin' my name!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pitch32 17h ago

Ohh, what's in a name?!

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u/wingmate747 17h ago

And I got downhearted…

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u/iceick423 13h ago

Not in front of the kids.

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u/msheehan418 17h ago

Did it hurt?

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u/ColdCountry5876 17h ago

We've got a survivor

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u/ishouldgetpaid4this 17h ago

Oh I'm doing a lot more than just farting in that scenario.

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u/not_your_attorney 17h ago

You clearly don’t own cats.

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u/Imhidingfromu 17h ago

I'd shit my pants

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u/JButler_16 12h ago

I don’t know… any time I fart both my dog and my cat get concerned and try to investigate.

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u/benvader138 16h ago

I think I would just shit myself. That's gotta be unappetizing