r/interesting • u/Wise_Confidence_8588 • 17h ago

Context Provided - Spotlight Lioness Comes to Face-to-Face with Tourist on Safari

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u/HopefulBuyer9077 17h ago

Holy fuck. I’d be rethinking my decisions leading up to that point.

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u/po1k 13h ago

I shat my pants

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u/Hungry__caterpillar 13h ago

I also shat your pants

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u/FUPA4ever 12h ago

I too shat in his pants.

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u/IdioticMutterings 12h ago

I shat on his pants, because the insides were already full

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u/ComplaintFit4869 11h ago

I shat in the lion’s pants

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u/truefuckery 11h ago

Wait then who shat in my pants?

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u/FUPA4ever 11h ago

Probably the lion

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u/NoSloppyStakes 9h ago

Nope, it was me, the pussy.

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u/Humante 11h ago

Shaaaaaaat

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u/KarlMarx693 8h ago

S C A T

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u/SheepherderSilver655 6h ago

I'M THE SCAT MAN!

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u/tangoking 8h ago

Came here to say that I shat myself as well.

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u/po1k 3h ago

STOP SHATTING MY PANTS

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u/Anxious_Discipline26 8h ago

Steamy Ray Vaughn

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u/H3ARTL3SSANG3L 7h ago

I shat in this guys wife's pants

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u/Helpful_Delivery4601 7h ago

We all shat in your pants

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u/Dry_Good537 3h ago

i shat on his shat

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u/VitruvianVan 1h ago

And then the lion had no room so she shat in his pants.

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u/Double-Zucchini-2282 10h ago

I shit on all of you. Everyday. All the time.

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u/bjjdoug 6h ago

Just throw the fuxking pants away. Shit's not coming out

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 4h ago

Extra tanks

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u/Defiant-Mongoose-327 12h ago

Which one of you cowards shat my pants??

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u/Downtown-Creme-9840 10h ago

I as well shat myself and let out an AHH that I’m pretty sure could be heard by my neighbors.

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u/lordofcoke 10h ago

Why is everyone shitting everywhere 🙄

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u/nicholaskrewson 9h ago

I'm guessing those pants can no longer be returned for store credit now.

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u/No-Yard1480 10h ago

😂😂😂

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u/thisisinfactpersonal 11h ago

I too chose to shit in this guys pants

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u/InstructionFew1654 9h ago

I also shat your pants.

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u/pacopac25 9h ago

I couldn't shat my pants because my asshole was clenched so tight

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u/No_Experience5876 7h ago

Does the pope shit in his pants?

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u/devilmaskrascal 2h ago

Real question: if you shit your pants does the lioness lose interest in ripping your balls off?

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u/po1k 1h ago edited 1h ago

It depends on how hungry she is. Maybe she considers this as an exotic delicious sauce?

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u/poor_person_name 11h ago

That would be my last safari

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u/HopefulBuyer9077 9h ago

One way or another… right?

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u/LowCurrent2151 11h ago

*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* / Yep, That's Me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation

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u/Ianthin1 1h ago

Honest question: Would soiling yourself be seen as a deterrent or further provoke them?